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Post by Reprobate on Mar 11, 2010 13:56:10 GMT -5
Fade in from black, we see Reverend X sitting in a seat at the empty arena in the back. Behind him is a PWA banner draped from the balcony. He holds in his left hand a towel, and in his right, a dark red book. Reverend X: Welcome, wrestling watchers... this is your malevolent, malignant mouthpiece, here to condense the catatonic and catastrophic calamities of the PWA card. Tonight, I truly have my work cut out for me. It's sickening, to the human soul, what a spiteful and striving sportsman will do to etch his name in the series of established history books. One man, fueled by his fire for the first class flourishment, will decimate with deadly intentions, the distinguished champion, AND his dearest darling.
The number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship snapped the neck of the Champion's girlfriend, Elisabeth Bledell. He then went on to break the arm of Chris Williams, clear off the bone. One thing is not to be mistaken... Michael Smart is serious about being taken seriously. In just one match, Michael Smart fervently altered the landscape of the PWA World Heavyweight Championship division. Sure, he broke the Champion's arm. ANYONE can do that! But emotional scars run deep, and Michael Smart also broke Chris Williams' heart, when he snapped the neck of his one true love, using the deadly Pain Equation.
That's all very wicked... but even striking a woman is not as obscene as Andrew Franklin's outburst. The Authority, ending the careers of three distinct men. Not only injuring their bodies and putting them on a temporary shelf... but ending their livelihoods, their only source of income... their careers. Andrew Franklin is one HATEful being... and I LOVE him for it!
These two men, amongst each other, nearly committed all seven of the deadly sins in that ring. All in all, it seems that the PWA wrestlers have come down with a repulsive sickness. An unnamed, undiagnosed case of hate. Not just any hate... hate that even the devil himself would be jealous of. The PWA wrestlers, and in turn, the PWA itself... is now host to a vengeful, wrathful, dark virus. A dark cloud has risen above the PWA... aaah, my favorite weather!The Reverend begins to let out a machine gun of his hollow and dark laughter. Reverend X: Some men have an undeserved level of self importance. Some men have an ego intact that they simply have not earned. A man named after a rodent... Robert Garland. A man that masks his personality with a false intellect... Shane Xzavery. The gall of this duo, thinking that they, with no spiritual leader on their side, can not only stand up to, but DEFEAT the devil's wrath? Don't make me laugh. Robert Garland and Shane Xzvaery... on a mission to end the devil's reign of the PWA? They've better break out their umbrellas, because the reign has only just begun. With men like Frank Washington and the Hangman on the dark side, the lights on the "bright" side are about to be turned off!The Reverend begins to laugh again as we fade to the arena.
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Post by Reprobate on Mar 11, 2010 13:56:27 GMT -5
The camera cuts down to the PWA curtain, as Chris Williams walks out without any entrance music whatsoever. He is carrying the PWA World Heavyweight Title with his unbroken arm. It seems that the stitches were removed by now, and all that remains on Williams is that heavily bandaged cast on his arm. As soon as the crowd realizes who is coming out to the ring, silence fills the arena. A few fans reach out to Williams, not for an autograph or a handshake… but for simply a hand on his shoulder. Some fans are trying to offer their condolences to Williams for Elisabeth Bledell, as she still remains hospitalized from the attack over a week ago. Williams, however, doesn’t interact with anyone. He has tunnel vision, his eyes firmly locked on the ring as he walks toward it with a purpose. He walks toward the ring and enters, a microphone already in hand. There’s no need to hush the crowd, as they are still in a respectful silence, so Williams begins speaking...
Williams: My father was a blue-collar worker. He worked every day of his life. He went day to day busting his ass so that he could provide for us. Me and him, we were a team. I was all that he had, and he did everything that he could to provide for me. As a wrestler, he got knocked down, beat up, and backstabbed, but he didn’t complain. He didn’t whine or pout to anyone. He had his dignity, and he had his self-respect. He took all the beatings, took it all, because he knew that one day, it would all pay off. Because one day, my father would finally get what he had coming to him. Everyone eventually does.
Michael Smart… you are going to get what’s coming to you. After the match at Life Sentence, you beat me down so severely that you managed to bust me open with two gashes on my face, and break my arm, shattering the bone. But that just wasn’t enough for you. You broke Elisabeth’s neck. You put her in the hospital, where she still sits, right now. You did this out of jealousy. You want this title, and you tried to send a message to me by nearly killing the woman I love.
The crowd boos, as Williams continues on.
Williams: You know, there is a great quote from Malcolm X. Here it is:
"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery."
Michael Smart, that’s exactly what I’m going to do. At Life Sentence, I am going to deliver everything that you’ve got coming ten-fold. You sold your soul to the devil the second you attacked the woman I love. I am going to break your arm, snap your neck, and kill you where you stand. This is not a threat, this is a promise, so listen closely. I am going to fucking kill you. I don’t know where you are right now, and nor do I care, I just hope you are watching. I am going to fucking come after you every single night, and I won’t stop until you stop breathing. I have lived my life being the man that I am, and I’ll continue to be that man. But when someone crosses that line, when someone comes after me and the woman I love, I will fucking kill him. That is a message to everyone, and it starts with you, Smart. You tried to take my everything, and now I’m going to take your dying breath. I am going to hammer you down and beat you into the fucking ground until I put you six feet under. Your time has come, Smart… and now I’m coming for you. And I really hope you see me coming. Watch your fucking back.
Williams exits the ring and walks toward the back as the camera fades out. Just before the camera goes black, we see Williams throwing the microphone to the ground with force, breaking it.
CUT TO COMMERCIAL.
We fade to the ring. "Re-Education Through Labor" by Rise Against hits on the loudspeaker and Frank Washington shoves the curtain aside. Washington begins walking towards the ring as the crowd boo him on the way.
Matt Baily: And you want to talk about a disgrace? Look no further than the man walking to the ring right now. Frank Washington turned his back on a man that we all thought was his FRIEND, Robert Garland. On his first night in the promotion, he demonstrated that he was NOT to be trusted. Now, he's refusing to wrestle unless he gets Robert Garland in the ring, one on one. We met him halfway, he gets Garland in the ring tonight, but it's a tag team match. Refusing to place Washington with Garland in a one on one match is the best thing for the PWA. It will only make that match MORE of a demand. Enough to place it as a top billing pay-per-view match.
Washington is now in the ring. He looks over at the entrance way as Hangman's theme hits. He begins to make his way from behind the curtain. The crowd start to boo him as he nearly reaches the ring. Suddenly, Shane Xzavery and Robert Garland run down and strike from behind. Hitting Hangman in the back with a chair to the crowd's delight. Xzavery hops on the apron as Garland takes a mic.
Robert Garland: Frank Washington, take a look at your would-be tag team partner tonight. This man is only an innocent bystander in something that YOU have helped to start. Some must die so that others may live... and tonight, WE'RE NOT TAKING THIS ANYMORE! We're fed up with the sneak attacks and the assaults, and from now on, it's an EYE for an EYE!
Xzavery trips Washington from behind, who falls to the mat, but protects himself from fully hitting with his fists, landing in a push up position. Washington gets up quickly and turns back to Xzavery.
Robert Garland: Oh, look at the poor guy! Nobody's out here to save him! Maybe if he hadn't turned his back on every tag team partner he ever had, he wouldn't have to face the new revolution alone. Frank Washington, we are going to make an example out of you. Tonight, we settle the score!
Xzavery throws a chair at Washington's head, who then falls back. Garland slides in with his mic and a chair, and whacks Washington over the head with his mic.
Robert Garland: THIS IS FOR ELISABETH!
Xzavery swings the chair, hitting Washington on the back of the neck.
Robert Garland: THIS IS FOR CHRIS WILLIAMS!
Xzavery swings the chair at Washington's arm, whacking most of his forearm and his hand.
Robert Garland: Tonight, the PWA is going to take a DRASTIC turn for for the better! Frank, you want me one on one!? You're getting it! At Life Sentence, I'll wrestle you one on one, no interferences. Good luck, you're going to need it! Because from this day forth, Robert Garland is not going to take anybody's S***!
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Post by Reprobate on Mar 11, 2010 13:56:52 GMT -5
Fade in from commercial, to a scene of Reverend X sitting on the EMT table in the first aid room of an arena. He plays with the various first aid kit tools, wrapping surgical tape to his fingers and places the scalpels under the tape to simulate Freddy Kruger/Wolverine claws. He waves his fingers as the shiny metal pieces glare off the camera.
Reverend X: Professional wrestling is amongst the most dangerous sports in the world. It's also one of the most tribal pastimes. In the prehistoric era, men either ran for their lives, swam for their lives, or they do what every man in PWA does... fight for their lives. We'd be lying if we said we weren't having fun doing it. Yes, the minority 1% of the human population consists of men willing to tear each other apart for survival. It's no coincidence that they all end up in this sport, and in the PWA. They're not just WILLING to do it... they LOVE doing it.
It's the most legal form of homicide in the country. Professional wrestling, it's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Until someone gets a kick to the head. Until somebody breaks an arm... or a neck? Because when that happens... it's HILARIOUS! Now, let's hear from two of the most sadistic men I've ever had the pleasure of meeting... Andrew Franklin and Michael Smart.
Late Breaking News ANDREW FRANKLIN BANNED FROM PWA TV
Matt Baily Voice Over: In what seems to be a bit of damage control, Andrew Franklin has been banned from appearing on this week's edition of Premiere Wrestling TV. Keeping Franklin away from healthy talent seems to be the best choice of action that can be taken, as Franklin truly is a loose cannon. Franklin will be allowed to return on March 20th on the first edition of PWA on FX.
The scene is backstage, showing Michael Smart standing in front of the camera, wearing his usual ring attire. He stares at the camera with emotionless eyes, Daniel Smart, wearing his usual suit, standing behind him to the left, looking a lot less arrogant than usual, looking down at the ground as Michael starts speaking.
Michael Smart: Sacrifice... sometimes, sacrifices are necessary. They may be painful, but they must be done. People who wish to become great must always sacrifice something, things most people take for granted. At Chicago Style, I sacrificed a lot. I sacrificed the respect of my hometown crowd by breaking the arm of Chris Williams. I sacrificed the respect of most of my family by breaking Elisabeth's neck. Hell, I even sacrificed my own safety by doing both of those acts, making myself the most hated man in the promotion in the most dangerous city in America.
Daniel keeps looking down as Michael takes a small pause.
Michael Smart: I've sacrificed everything for the World Heavyweight Championship, and now there's no turning back. I can't take back the breaking of Chris' arm. There's no bringing back Elisabeth's health... not for at least a full month. There might never be a way to take back the emotional scars caused by what I did at Chicago Style.
Michael's eyes become more focused, giving the camera a threatening glare.
Michael Smart: I know a lot about sacrifice, Chris, but soon, so will you. I've sacrificed so much for the gold, and now it's time for you to do the same. It's all in the family now.
Cut to Matt Baily standing in front of a brick wall, with an ambulance next to him.
Matt Baily: We interrupt this program with breaking news! PWA World Heavyweight Champion Chris Williams is currently being treated in this Chicago hospital, name withdrawn for anonymity, with a broken arm! Williams is not the only one being treated on, just one room over, Elisabeth sits in a hospital bed with a broken neck! We have the doctor that treated both Elisabeth and Chris!
Cut to footage of Baily interviewing Williams' doctor.
Doctor: Elisabeth Bledell's neck is completely broken. She will not be able to walk for a very long time. If she's lucky, she'll be able to fully recover. That will take months of rehabilitation. Chris Williams, being a much stronger athlete, will bounce back from his broken arm much quicker, but until then, his arm will have to be wrapped up in a solid cast. This cast will be on for about a month and a half. I suggest that he NOT participate in any wrestling matches until the arm is fully healed.
Cut back to Baily outside.
Matt Baily: There you have it, Chris Williams has been told not to participate, but being a lifelong wrestler, how long will that truly last for? Williams is scheduled to defend the World Heavyweight Championship on March 31st, against the very man that broke that arm, Michael Smart. At a house show earlier today, Michael Smart went out in front of the crowd and delivered more of the HATE SPEECH we've come to associate with this... vile man.
Cut to the footage, Daniel climbs into the ring, a mic in his right hand. He hands the mic to Michael, who takes it, nodding at Daniel before turning around, holding the mic to his mouth. The fans start booing loudly, trying to drown out Michael's voice, but the mic proves capable of being even louder than the fans.
Michael Smart: Chris, Chris, Chris... You are always telling your sad, tragic story about how you had to watch your father die in your hands, promising him to become a great World Champion. You may get some sympathy with that from these fans, but me... I never got to meet my own father. In fact, my first memories are hearing about my parents dying in a car accident from when I was just 3 years old.
The fans don't know how to react, growing silent. Michael takes the chance to continue speaking.
Michael Smart: Chris, what I did to you and Elisabeth was strictly business. In fact, when I get that World Heavyweight Title around my waist, I'm going to make sure that your girl will get taken care of. I promise to personally pay for her hospital with all of the championship money I'll be making. In fact, I will even throw you a few dollars. Maybe you can use them to buy a nice arm cast so you can have all of your friends sign it. If you even have any friends left, that is.
The crowd goes back to booing Michael, not liking the way he's pretending to be helpful to Chris.
Michael Smart: Not only that, I would also be happy to help sweet Elisabeth with some sexual healing. I am more than willing to take hold of Elisabeth's unconscious yet hot body and make her feel pleasure in a way Chris could never be able to make her feel.
At this point the crowd has had too much, the jeers getting louder than ever before, the fans throwing all kinds of trash at Michael. Daniel does his best to cover his cousin from the trash coming from one side of the arena, Michael still continuing his speech.
Michael Smart: But most of all, I want to take advantage of the ripe emotional Champion that is Chris. I just can't wait to take advantage of his broken heart and his broken arm. Both physically and emotionally, Chris is a broken man. As broken as I've always claimed he is. The difference is that before, Chris being a broken Champion was just a figure of speech. But now? Now, it's a fact.
Michael drops the mic, going to leave the ring, followed by Daniel, still trying to cover Michael from all the trash. The fans at ringside are desperately trying to get their hands on Michael, only being held back by the security guards. The fans resort to yelling abuse at Michael as he walks backstage.
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Post by Reprobate on Mar 11, 2010 13:57:23 GMT -5
We cut to Reverend X, standing in front of a dumpster at night. He kicks empty cans aside as he turned to the camera.
Reverend X: And now, the TRASH portion of our production. A man named Josh the Jersey Boy. Rather than studying headlocks and armbars, JJB much prefers to spend his time drinking, attending Klan rallies, and collecting various dangerous objects to put in to use on nights like these. Thanks to the "bright" internet marks on PWAWRESTLING.com, JJB is now getting a shot at the World Television Championship. These days, it seems like there doesn't seem to be a difference between work RATE, and getting WORKED! Josh the Jersey Boy? Really? This'll be a quick one.
We cut to the ring where "The R.O.C." hits. Roc Anderson comes out from the back with the World Television Championship around his waist.
Matt Baily: There's another reason why PWA is quickly becoming an underground CULT. We're not very far off from sacrificing animals it seems, because when men like Roc Anderson can aid Michael Smart in hideous acts such as injuring a woman and breaking another man's arm, then we truly know that professional wrestling has gone too far. What happened to competition? What happened to WRESTLING?
Anderson hops on the apron and poses as the crowd boo him.
Matt Baily: That man has single handedly disgraced the "Anderson" name. If only Arn, Gene and Ole were here to whip that kid in to shape.
Anderson enters the ring and grabs a microphone.
Roc Anderson: Part of the reason why I'm the World Television Champion is that I'm the only defending Champion who's actually willing to wrestle in Nebraska. As everybody knows, I'm an undefeatable Champion. Nobody has been able to take this title away from me for a full month and a half. That's why Rayn isn't even worthy of challenging for this title. He doesn't have the talent to get paid as much as I do. He doesn't have the skill to be a defending Champion. I refuse to defend this title against Rayn. Not in Nebraska... not in Florida, not on Pay-Per-View. I will NEVER defend this title against Rayn, simply because he does not DESERVE to challenge for it. Therefore, he will never win it. I'm not giving up my pay-per-appearance just because some intruder has something to prove. We don't know who you are, and we never will.
Matt Baily: You've gotta be kidding me!
Roc throws the mic down as Rayn's music hits on the loudspeaker! Rayn comes from the back and makes his way out from the curtain. He stands at the top of the arena looking out at Anderson, who is backing away with the title in hand. Rayn begins walking down to the ring as the crowd start cheering and Roc starts looking for a way out. Rayn enters the ring but Roc knocks him down with a stomp, and he continues to stomp, and then whacks Rayn in the back of the head with the title.
Roc picks Rayn up and slams him off the turnbuckle. Roc reaches to the outside and picks up a set of handcuffs!
Matt Baily: HEY! Are those the same handcuffs he used on Chris Williams!? Somebody get those away from him before we have another injured wrestler!
Anderson now has Rayn handcuffed to the top rope. Roc reaches outside and grabs a steel chair. He gets ready to take a big swing... suddenly, "I Wanna Rock" by Snoop Dogg hits on the loudspeaker!
Matt Baily: ...In all of my years in professional wrestling... I never in a million years thought that I would be uttering the following sentence... I am SO glad to see Josh the Jersey Boy! This is a match that PWA, quite honestly, NEVER wanted to book! Can you imagine having Josh the Jersey Boy as your World Television Champion!? We'd be thrown off of television! FX would terminate our contract!
JJB runs out from the backstage area with his trash can of weapons. He throws the trash can in the ring. Anderson backs up and grabs a stop sign that fell out. JJB slides in to the ring quickly, and Anderson whacks JJB with the sign. JJB goes down and Anderson then turns to Rayn. Anderson cracks the sign over Rayn as well, and then throws it on the outside.
JJB grabs a Singapore cane as his theme music continues to play. JJB swings it at Anderson, who ducks. Anderson throws the trash can at JJB's jaw, which sends him to his knee. Anderson grabs the trash can and walks over to the other side of JJB. He lifts it up in the air, but Rayn grabs Anderson from behind with his free arm! Holding Anderson in place, JJB is able to get up with his cane. Rayn goes to the outside apron, still cuffed, and holds Anderson over the rope with his back exposed. JJB runs over and begins whacking Anderson with rapid succession on his back, about a dozen times with the cane!
Matt Baily: Anderson is getting an old fashion caning!
Rayn then lets Anderson go and JJB whacks Anderson with the cane again. Rayn hops off of the apron and begins banging on it, cheering JJB on.
JJB picks the nearly broken trash can up and drops it on Anderson's head. Anderson wobbles around in a daze, and grabs the ropes for leverage. JJB picks up a chair and goes to whack Anderson, but Roc throws JJB over the ropes. JJB quickly gets to his feet, but Anderson hits a baseball slide, knocking JJB down on the outside.
Matt Baily: If this were an over the top rope match, Roc Anderson would certainly have won it, however, this isn't WCW!
Anderson grabs JJB and throws him in to the ring. Anderson grabs a chair and goes to whack JJB, but he dives out of the way! The chair hits the mat, and Anderson goes for it again! But JJB moves away again! JJB grabs hold of his guitar! Roc swings the chair as JJB gets to his feet, but JJB ducks! JJB swings his guitar!!!
CRACK!!!
The guitar busts over Anderson's head and dust fills the ring. However, Anderson throws the guitar off of himself like he didn't feel a thing!
Matt Baily: WHAT THE HELL!?
Anderson begins running, jumps in to the air, and hits the Star Struck shining wizard on JJB!!! Anderson gets to the top rope, going for his Fist of Rage!
Matt Baily: This is only a formality, folks! The match is over! We're just humoring Roc Anderson at this point! He already has it won.
Suddenly, Rayn hops on the apron and shoves Anderson off the top rope! Roc falls to the outside as Shane Xzavery hops over the guardrail with plyers in his hand. Shane breaks the cuffs and Rayn is now free! Robert Garland jumps over the guardrail and hits a knee drop on Roc Anderson on the outside! JJB is now getting to his feet in the ring. Garland and Rayn grab Roc and feed him to the rabid Dirt Dog!
The crowd begins to cheer loudly as JJB makes a comeback! JJB grabs Anderson and picks him upside down! He drops him down with a vicious Tombstone piledriver! JJB covers Anderson as Shane Xzavery and Robert Garland hop on top of the pinfall to help keep Anderson down!
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Matt Baily: GOOD LORD!!!
Brendan Reynolds: Ladies and gentlemen... your NEW... PWA World Television Champion... JOSH THE JERSEY BOY!!!
Matt Baily: I'M STUNNED! I'm at a LOSS FOR WORDS! Josh the Jersey Boy, winning the PWA World Television Championship, in a very similar and shocking fashion to which he won the GWF IX Championship in July 2008!
Rayn then enters the ring and begins clapping. He congratulates JJB as the Jersey Boy asks for a mic. On his knee, JJB holds the belt and looks up at Rayn.
Josh the Jersey Boy: I'm not one to hold on to a title for a very long time. I love taking place in hand to hand combat, even if it's with a good friend. Rayn... since Roc Anderson wouldn't be a defending Champion... I WILL! You want this belt? COME GET IT, RIGHT NOW!
Rayn nods his head and as JJB gets to his feet. Rayn grabs a hold of his favorite weapon, the Singapore cane. Rayn swings it at JJB, who doesn't go down. Rayn swings again, and JJB begins to get a bit drowsy. Rayn swings a third time, and JJB falls to a knee. Rayn throws the cane away and grabs hold of JJB's neck... hitting the Epiphany diamond cutter!
Rayn covers JJB... ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Brendan Reynolds: Your winner, and NEW... PWA World Television Champion... THE ACIDIC RAYN!!!
Rayn grabs the title and gets to his feet. He holds the belt close to his chest and raises an arm as the crowd begin cheering him. Rayn then helps JJB up and shakes his hand. JJB falls back to the mat quickly, however, and rolls out of the ring.
Matt Baily: I've seen some shocking title changes, but never have I seen THREE men hold the same belt in one night! Rayn... CONGRATULATIONS... I'm getting word that the World Television Championship match on PPV is still on! And hopefully he can successfully defend that title against Roc Anderson at Life Sentence!
We close with a shot of Rayn holding the belt up high.
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Post by Frank Washington on Mar 15, 2010 7:39:00 GMT -5
Although it was a day late, this was still a good show none the less, already looking forward to the next show.
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