Post by Reprobate on Feb 20, 2010 19:13:16 GMT -5
The show opens with Matt Baily standing in front of a PWA banner with a microphone in hand. The sound of the crowd can be heard in the background.
Matt Baily: Welcome, wrestling fans, to another episode of Premiere Wrestling Television. Your one stop destination for the greatest professional wrestling available anywhere on television. And a premiere destination it is, as evidence by our bulky new roster. You know, some might even call us bulkier than the Amazing Kong! Over this past week, FIVE contract signings took place.
One rookie brought up from the independent circuit, one mat wrestling machine, one 18-time World Heavyweight Champion, one head kicking prodigy who has already retired two men, and a certain old friend from Jersey. PWAwrestling.com reports that independent wrestler, Casper Valentine, was signed to a short term deal. Two time NCAA Champion, Adrian Willard signed a short term deal. Former multiple time World Heavyweight Champion, Dusty Davis, signed a six month contract... and most impressive of all, "The Authority" Andrew Franklin was snagged for a full year!
What better destination to see these new signings in action than right here on Premiere Wrestling Television? Right now, Casper Valentine and Aku Samui are set to do battle![/color]
We go to the ring where Aku Samui is just getting on the apron. He enters the ring and looks around, after throwing his chair in.
Matt Baily: There's the always intimidating Aku Samui. A man who carries a chair with him, wherever he goes.[/color]
The instrumental version of "Long Hard Road out of Hell" by Marilyn Manson begins to play on the loudspeaker as the lights dim. The strobe lights go dark red and Casper Valentine comes from behind the curtain.
Matt Baily: This impressive young rookie was spotted and signed on the spot. He's gotta be good. You don't just get a contract in this business without having some kind of talent.[/color]
He enters the ring slowly as Aku lays back in his corner. As Valentine finally enters, "What's My Name" by DMX hits on the loudspeaker.
Matt Baily: If I'm correct, that would be the music of Malicious, the man who helped Roc Anderson take the PWA World Television Championship at Chapter 2. After a major transformation, Anderson has become a phoenix, rising from the ashes of the dead Star-Man.[/color]
Malicious throws the curtains away from each other as he comes from the back, microphone in hand. He speaks as he walks to the ring.
Malicious: Casper Valentine... I would just like to be the first to give you a warm welcome to the PWA.[/color]
Matt Baily: Now is not the time for a welcome wagon! We're here to see his debut match up![/color]
Malicious hops on the apron.
Malicious: While Roc Anderson gets prepared for his World Television Championship match tonight, I've been sent out here to extend an offer to you, Valentine. Roc Anderson wants to offer you some wisdom, and a chance to become a star. That's right! We saw your dark matches! We saw your highlight tape... and now, Roc wants ME... to tell YOU... that you can now officially consider yourself a part of the Anderson clan.[/color]
Malicious extends his hand to Casper, who smiles an evil smile, and shakes hands with Malicious.
Malicious: Now... for your first order of business as a member...[/color]
Malicious turns to Aku Samui and knocks him out with the microphone. Malicious throws the mic and stomps on Aku, picks him up, and then throws him off the ropes. As Aku comes back, Casper launches him up on to his shoulders, hitting the Valentine Destroyer.
Matt Baily: Does Roc Anderson have to ruin EVERY match, INCLUDING his own?[/color]
Casper and Malicious both laugh loudly and shake hands again. Suddenly, "I Wanna Rock" by Snoop Dogg hits on the loudspeaker. Both men turn their attention to the entrance way and await the interrupter.
From the back, Josh the Jersey Boy drags out a trash bin containing various weapons. He takes a crutch out of it, throws it in the ring. He grabs a metal sheet and slides it in, before hoisting the trash bin itself in the air, smacking Malicious on the head. JJB carries a guitar in his hand, and tosses it next to the apron on the ground outside the ring. Malicious falls on to his ass from the trash bin, and JJB enters the ring. Casper grabs the metal sheet and goes to whack JJB with it. JJB catches it before it can hit him, then shoves it back at Casper, who goes down.
Matt Baily: ...WELCOME BACK, JOSHER![/color]
JJB grabs the crutch and whacks it over Malicious' head. Aku Samui enters the ring, grabs his chair, and jumps off the top rope, hitting the chair on to Casper's back. JJB picks up the metal sheet and places it on Malicious' private area. Samui holds it still as JJB gets to the top rope, holding the crutch. JJB jumps off, smacking the crutch on to the sheet, sending vibrations to the crotch of Malicious.
Matt Baily: That's a different kind of vasectomy procedure![/color]
JJB gets to his feet and poses for the crowd as some snap pictures. The camera zooms out to reveal Casper Valentine wielding JJB's guitar. As JJB turns around, he swings... BAM! The guitar explodes over JJB's head as powder and dust fills the ring. Casper stands in the center of the ring as JJB falls to the ground.
Suddenly, Aku slides in to the ring with a chair. Casper ducks his chairshot, and then runs off the ropes. He hits his running, swinging neckbreaker (the Original Sin) and then hops to his feet as Aku bounces around in pain. Aku hops to his feet and Casper grabs him yet again, setting up for a Canadian Backbreaker (Devil's Insight).
Matt Baily: This kid is tremendous![/color]
Casper hits his Devil's Insight on Samui and then covers him... ONE! TWO! THREE!
Brendan Reynolds: Your winners, the team of Casper Valentine and Malicious![/color]
Matt Baily: I hate to agree with our World Television Champion, but this Casper Valentine certainly is impressive! What other man could single handedly destroy Aku Samui and Josh the Jersey Boy at their own game?![/color]
Casper is on his feet as Malicious slowly enters the ring. Casper taunts the crowd and we cut to commercial.
Matt Baily: Welcome, wrestling fans, to another episode of Premiere Wrestling Television. Your one stop destination for the greatest professional wrestling available anywhere on television. And a premiere destination it is, as evidence by our bulky new roster. You know, some might even call us bulkier than the Amazing Kong! Over this past week, FIVE contract signings took place.
One rookie brought up from the independent circuit, one mat wrestling machine, one 18-time World Heavyweight Champion, one head kicking prodigy who has already retired two men, and a certain old friend from Jersey. PWAwrestling.com reports that independent wrestler, Casper Valentine, was signed to a short term deal. Two time NCAA Champion, Adrian Willard signed a short term deal. Former multiple time World Heavyweight Champion, Dusty Davis, signed a six month contract... and most impressive of all, "The Authority" Andrew Franklin was snagged for a full year!
What better destination to see these new signings in action than right here on Premiere Wrestling Television? Right now, Casper Valentine and Aku Samui are set to do battle![/color]
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We go to the ring where Aku Samui is just getting on the apron. He enters the ring and looks around, after throwing his chair in.
Matt Baily: There's the always intimidating Aku Samui. A man who carries a chair with him, wherever he goes.[/color]
The instrumental version of "Long Hard Road out of Hell" by Marilyn Manson begins to play on the loudspeaker as the lights dim. The strobe lights go dark red and Casper Valentine comes from behind the curtain.
Matt Baily: This impressive young rookie was spotted and signed on the spot. He's gotta be good. You don't just get a contract in this business without having some kind of talent.[/color]
He enters the ring slowly as Aku lays back in his corner. As Valentine finally enters, "What's My Name" by DMX hits on the loudspeaker.
Matt Baily: If I'm correct, that would be the music of Malicious, the man who helped Roc Anderson take the PWA World Television Championship at Chapter 2. After a major transformation, Anderson has become a phoenix, rising from the ashes of the dead Star-Man.[/color]
Malicious throws the curtains away from each other as he comes from the back, microphone in hand. He speaks as he walks to the ring.
Malicious: Casper Valentine... I would just like to be the first to give you a warm welcome to the PWA.[/color]
Matt Baily: Now is not the time for a welcome wagon! We're here to see his debut match up![/color]
Malicious hops on the apron.
Malicious: While Roc Anderson gets prepared for his World Television Championship match tonight, I've been sent out here to extend an offer to you, Valentine. Roc Anderson wants to offer you some wisdom, and a chance to become a star. That's right! We saw your dark matches! We saw your highlight tape... and now, Roc wants ME... to tell YOU... that you can now officially consider yourself a part of the Anderson clan.[/color]
Malicious extends his hand to Casper, who smiles an evil smile, and shakes hands with Malicious.
Malicious: Now... for your first order of business as a member...[/color]
Malicious turns to Aku Samui and knocks him out with the microphone. Malicious throws the mic and stomps on Aku, picks him up, and then throws him off the ropes. As Aku comes back, Casper launches him up on to his shoulders, hitting the Valentine Destroyer.
Matt Baily: Does Roc Anderson have to ruin EVERY match, INCLUDING his own?[/color]
Casper and Malicious both laugh loudly and shake hands again. Suddenly, "I Wanna Rock" by Snoop Dogg hits on the loudspeaker. Both men turn their attention to the entrance way and await the interrupter.
From the back, Josh the Jersey Boy drags out a trash bin containing various weapons. He takes a crutch out of it, throws it in the ring. He grabs a metal sheet and slides it in, before hoisting the trash bin itself in the air, smacking Malicious on the head. JJB carries a guitar in his hand, and tosses it next to the apron on the ground outside the ring. Malicious falls on to his ass from the trash bin, and JJB enters the ring. Casper grabs the metal sheet and goes to whack JJB with it. JJB catches it before it can hit him, then shoves it back at Casper, who goes down.
Matt Baily: ...WELCOME BACK, JOSHER![/color]
JJB grabs the crutch and whacks it over Malicious' head. Aku Samui enters the ring, grabs his chair, and jumps off the top rope, hitting the chair on to Casper's back. JJB picks up the metal sheet and places it on Malicious' private area. Samui holds it still as JJB gets to the top rope, holding the crutch. JJB jumps off, smacking the crutch on to the sheet, sending vibrations to the crotch of Malicious.
Matt Baily: That's a different kind of vasectomy procedure![/color]
JJB gets to his feet and poses for the crowd as some snap pictures. The camera zooms out to reveal Casper Valentine wielding JJB's guitar. As JJB turns around, he swings... BAM! The guitar explodes over JJB's head as powder and dust fills the ring. Casper stands in the center of the ring as JJB falls to the ground.
Suddenly, Aku slides in to the ring with a chair. Casper ducks his chairshot, and then runs off the ropes. He hits his running, swinging neckbreaker (the Original Sin) and then hops to his feet as Aku bounces around in pain. Aku hops to his feet and Casper grabs him yet again, setting up for a Canadian Backbreaker (Devil's Insight).
Matt Baily: This kid is tremendous![/color]
Casper hits his Devil's Insight on Samui and then covers him... ONE! TWO! THREE!
Brendan Reynolds: Your winners, the team of Casper Valentine and Malicious![/color]
Matt Baily: I hate to agree with our World Television Champion, but this Casper Valentine certainly is impressive! What other man could single handedly destroy Aku Samui and Josh the Jersey Boy at their own game?![/color]
Casper is on his feet as Malicious slowly enters the ring. Casper taunts the crowd and we cut to commercial.