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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:21:31 GMT -5
We fade in to The War Memorial Auditorium in Fort Lauderdale, Florida as Matt Baily and West Newhaven stand side by side in the ring, holding microphones. They wait for the crowd to stop cheering before Baily raises his mic. Matt Baily: Hello everyone, and welcome to the second episode of Premiere Wrestling Television! We are just eleven days away from a historic night in wrestling history, the first Pay-Per-View under the Premiere Wrestling Alliance banner![/color] The crowd goes nuts for the mention of PWA on Pay-Per-View. The camera cuts to an arena wide show to reveal the large crowd reacting to Baily and West in the ring. Cut back to a close shot of the ring. Matt Baily: Just last week, the news broke about the exclusive deal, and I'm sure you are all aware that PWA is now teaming up with HBO...[/color] The crowd cheers at the mention of HBO for giving PWA a major shot to show the world their talents. Matt Baily: ...to present live Pay-Per-View events every two months! We have set the standard, the battle lines have been drawn, and any company that dares to compete with PWA and HBO on Pay-Per-View will regret is severely! You have seen what we can do on Pay-Per-View twice before, and now that we've severed all ties to the GWF, we have reached our own Pay-Per-View deal. If you thought our events were wild THEN, you ain't seen nothing yet![/color] The crowd explode in cheers as West Newhaven turns to the side and nods. Matt Baily: My name is Matt Baily...[/color] West Newhaven: And now, it's the introduction you've all been waiting for. From sunny San Fransisco, California... he stands at 6 feet tall... he is a former hit radio host and is the only color commentator in history to announce on both Brunch and PWA. Yes, it is I... West Newhaven! Hit writer of PWA-Wrestling.com, the man who compiles the Contendership list for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship, and a member of the PWA Championship Committee! I have-[/color] Matt Baily: Come on, we don't need to bore the crowd with your resume, West. We've only done one show together, and you haven't even gotten the chance to get fired yet! You never know, you might slip up again, get canned and replaced by The Dan![/color] Baily chuckles at his own joke and then, almost on cue, "Disco Queen" by Pain of Salvation hits. The crowd jump up and begin booing, ALSO on cue. Baily and West turn to the stage as the camera cuts to the black curtain. Of course, The Dan steps out from behind the curtain, wearing his signature brightly colored suit with a darker pink shirt. He holds a microphone in his hand and begins speaking as he walks down the runway. The Dan: Woah, woah, woah! I'm gettin' a flashback of Brunch, daddy! I musta been struck by the ghost of Brunch past! I remember seeing Matt Baily standing in the ring, talkin' about some crap that nobody cares about... and then The Dan interrupts him to take his rightful place as color commentator![/color] The Dan enters the ring now, to a chorus of boos, and stands face to face with West Newhaven. The Dan: Don't worry, jack. I ain't taking your job... at least not YET! I'm just reflecting on some memories... although back in those days, we never held a show in my home state of Florida![/color] The crowd takes time out from booing The Dan and lightly cheers for the mention of their hometown. The Dan: ...Too bad we gotta be in a waste land like Fort Lauderdale![/color] The crowd turns on him again and boo, some even spit at the ring. The Dan: WHY COULDN'T WE BOOK THE CITRUS BOWL! Because Rep is either too cheap... or he knows he wouldn't be able to sell it out without The Dan in the main event! Which is why I'm not wrestling tonight. You people don't deserve to see me in action, so what I'ma do tonight is host my own interview special... THE EPIC INTERVIEW![/color] The crowd boos The Dan, and he turns to Baily and does a backhand fake. Baily immediately drops to the ground and rolls out of the ring. HBO GETS A WORLD PREMIERE.
HUGE BUYRATES ON THE WAY!
PREMIERE WRESTLING TELEVISION. [/b][/size][/center] We cut to the opening music video, set to "You Spin Me Round" by Dope, featuring some of the most intense moments of action in GWF Brunch history, as well as some clips from recent PWA TV episodes.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:21:57 GMT -5
We cut back to the arena where The Dan stands in the ring as the crowd boos him, as always. The Dan looks around the crowd and raises his microphone. The Dan: It is not time for you to SHUT UP... and for me, The Dan, to introduce to YOU... the first guest in the history of the Epic Interview. SHE is one of the greatest managers in GWF history... she managed The Reprobate to the GWF World Interbrand Championship. She managed the supergroup of The Reprobate, The Superbeast, Josh the Jersey Boy, Stan Vishis and a host of other GWF and ACW celebrities. She lead the tag team of The Reprobate and Damian DeNiro to become the first World Tag Team Champions in history to hold the belts with a second set of singles titles... SHE IS "THE FREAKIN PUERTO RICAN" CHRISTINA HERNANDEZ![/color] Suddenly, "The Bitch is Back" by Elton John hits on the loudspeaker as the crowd stand at attention at the main stage. After the beginning intro riff, Christina Hernandez finally steps out from the back. Matt Baily: What!? You've got to be kidding me! I thought she was in jail![/color] West Newhaven: She was! I'm JUST as surprised as you, Baily. What a pleasant surprise! My FAVORITE manager in GWF history... besides myself, that is![/color] Matt Baily: But why here? Why now!? Rep is retired and we haven't even seen him on television yet! What is she planning on doing, taking YOUR job?[/color] West Newhaven: Well maybe if you SHUT THE HELL UP, we'd be able to hear the woman speak![/color] Christina has finally reached the ring, as The Dan lowers to a knee and hands her a second microphone. Matt Baily: What a dope.[/color] The music dies down and The Dan stands on his feet. The crowd reaction is mostly mixed, some cheer her for wearing tight and revealing clothing, while others boo her for her evil past. The Dan: Now, there's one question that's on everyone's mind pertaining to you, m'am. Just where have you been for the past few months? After GWF shut down for good in March 2009, you, along with your boyfriend, signed with ACW. After Rep was let go for his personal problems, you were employed for another month before leaving in November 2009. There were reports that you were in jail. What happened!?[/color] Christina: Well, shut up and let me talk![/color] The Dan: OOO, FEISTY! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me![/color] Matt Baily: Well THAT was disturbing![/color] Christina: Settle down! I'll tell you where I've been. But first, we all deserve an explanation for where GWF went! I'm still F***ing upset that I got fired with no notice! How would you people like it if you had a steady job for a year and then lost it for no apparent reason!? You would feel pretty S***ty, wouldn't you? I did too! I didn't realize what I was doing back then. I made some mistakes and paid the price. The only thing you need to know is that for the past few months, my life has been hell... and now the bitch is back to share the pain.[/color] The Dan: Sounds hot![/color] Christina: Will you shut the F*** up!? God![/color] Matt Baily: For once, I agree![/color] Christina: You want to know where I've been? I was in solitary confinement for two months, and I was released only because I could afford a good lawyer. There, now you know where I've been. Now it's time for me to tell you where I'm going.[/color] The Dan: You're leaving?![/color] Christina: No, I'm STAYING. I just signed a two year deal with PWA...[/color] The crowd get to their feet and begin to cheer. Christina: And in those two years, I'm going to find myself a new client to take the PWA World Heavyweight Championship away from idiots like Chris Williams and Michael Smart![/color] The crowd immediately turns on Christina and try to boo her out of the building. Christina: I don't care who you people like, or who you people hate! The only thing that matters is that I'm the baddest bitch in this promotion, and anybody that I TOUCH... turns to gold![/color] The Dan: So you're saying that you're in PWA looking for a client!?[/color] Christina nods and then turns away, raising her arms in the air as the crowd boos her. She soaks up the boos and not only do they not bother her, but she enjoys them! The Dan takes a breath freshener out of his suit pocket... he sprays it in to his mouth. He fixes up his collar and awaits for Christina to turn around. She does, and he goes for a kiss, but she squirms away! Christina then kicks The Dan in the nuts and he drops to his knees. Matt Baily: I LOVE IT! I might just request that she replace you on commentary now, West![/color] West Newhaven: I... uh... don't think I would object. At least not with her in the room that is.[/color] Christina: I would never manage you! What can I do with a guy who can't even take getting hit with a plastic belt?[/color] The Dan, ashamed, rolls out of the ring. Christina: I'm not taking applications. If I think you're worthy of me, I'll come to YOU![/color] Christina drops the microhpone in the middle of the ring and exits. We then cut to video footage of Ross Lambert wrestling, with a voice over of PWA Interviewer Mark Snider. Late Breaking News LAMBERT DROPS OUT OF TELEVISION TOURNAMENT "With just one television episode of PWA TV on the books, and the opportunity of a lifetime, Ross Lambert has refused to take part in the PWA World Television Championship tournament. Earlier today, Lambert informed me that he felt 'completely disrespected' by the decision to book him in the World Television title tournament. He felt that he should have been 'World Championship material' and is dropping out of the tournament under protest. How this will further his cause or benefit his career in ANY WAY is yet to be seen. In the Bad News Man's opinion, this guy is taking himself a bit too seriously, and is making stupid decisions, blinded by his own arrogance. This story is FAR from over..."
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:22:20 GMT -5
We come back to the arena, and Alex Storm already walks around in the ring.
Matt Baily: Here's Alex Storm, the man who made the announcement last week that he would be retiring after Chapter 2. He's giving anyone and everyone the chance to retire a GWF icon in his final match.[/color]
West Newhaven: Shouldn't be hard.[/color]
Matt Baily: ...Alex Storm is a former multiple time champion. It WILL be hard.[/color]
"Soothsayer" by Buckethead hits on the loudspeaker and The Lost Crow comes from the crowd. He hops the guardrail and picks up a steel chair on the way. He slides the chair in to the ring and enters. Storm kicks the chair, Crow picks it up and swings it at Storm. Storm ducks, and goes for a clothesline, but Crow ducks. Crow hits Storm in the head with the chair in a swift shot. The referee rings the bell as Crow continues his assault.
West Newhaven: See? Like I said... shouldn't be hard at all.[/color]
Matt Baily: ...HE USED A CHAIR![/color]
Crow continues hitting Storm with the chair and the referee dives on to Crow to stop him. Other referees come out and attempt to hold back Crow. Crow breaks free of all of them, tossing them in any general direction, and then kicks Storm right in the face. Storm falls back, and Crow throws Storm out of the ring, over the top rope. Crow poses in the ring.
Matt Baily: This is the second week in a row that The Lost Crow has successfully taken out an opponent in just moments![/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:22:48 GMT -5
EARLIER TODAY
We cut to footage of the parking lot, with Chris Williams in street clothes, about 20 feet away, lugging his bag. Mark Snider rushes the camera man to come over to Williams.
Mark Snider: Come on, god damn it! CHRIS! CHRIS, I need a statement out of you.[/color]
Williams finally comes close enough so the microphone can pick up his voice. The camera man walks backwards as Williams continues walking.
Chris Williams: What do you want to know?[/color]
Mark Snider: I gotta ask you about last week. On January 10th, Michael Smart left you hanging out to dry. You got banged up pretty badly by Ross Lambert. Are there any hard feelings between you two about that? Any at all?[/color]
Chris Williams: That conflict is resolved, Mark... for now. We've come to an understanding. Michael Smart was rushing to get his ring gear on when Lambert unexpectedly came out early. As far as I'm concerned, our match tonight will be the deciding factor in where this alliance is headed. Some people might chalk up tonight's match to an easy win. Not Smart and I. We're students of the game, and we both realize that you can't underestimate an opponent, no matter how freakishly easy it is to defeat them all at the same time. Tonight, I have a feeling our bond will strengthen.[/color]
Mark Snider: And what about Ross Lambert? Will he be a factor in the World Heavyweight Championship situation?[/color]
Chris Williams: I don't know, I don't speak to Ross. It doesn't really matter to me or Smart. We know that we have challenges ahead of us, whether it be Ross Lambert or whomever. The only thing that we know is, we already have the advantage with our alliance. I don't have much else to say, and I need to go prepare for my match.[/color]
Mark Snider: Thanks, Chris.[/color]
Fade to commercial.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:23:12 GMT -5
We come back to the arena, and cut to the announcer's booth up on the second tier. Matt Baily sits to the right and West Newhaven sits on the left.
Matt Baily: Well, we've seen a very interesting night of Premiere Wrestling Television thus far. One of the most interesting news stories of the week, however, has got to be Ross Lambert dropping out of the World Television Championship tournament. He's refused to wrestle Star-Man tonight, although he IS in the building! The only thing I don't get is who will replace him! Does Star-Man just get to advance?[/color]
West Newhaven: Well, you would think that would be the case what with "certain" promotions, run by people with ADD, booking tournaments that lead to nowhere. But I'm sure that Rep won't let that happen.[/color]
We cut back to the ring, where Star-Man stands, uncharacteristically pacing back and forth, ignoring the ringside fans. His music dies down as he rests in the corner.
Matt Baily: Well, speak of the devil. There's Star-Man, strangely enough his entrance wasn't a big event tonight! He looks a little depressed.[/color]
West Newhaven: Depressed isn't the word, Baily. He looks more annoyed than anything.[/color]
Star-Man stares off in to the distance and the crowd begin to chant "SUPER PUNCH!"
Matt Baily: Are we supposed to be waiting for an opponent?[/color]
The loudspeaker remains silent as the crowd begin to get fed up with Star-Man completely ignoring them. A smattering of fans begin to boo, to which Star-Man replies by looking over in shock.
Suddenly, "Disco Queen" by Pain of Salvation hits on the loudspeaker, and The Dan comes from behind the curtain wearing his wrestling gear, and carrying a microphone.
Matt Baily: What? But he already lost his tournament match![/color]
The Dan: That's enough outta you, Star-Man! Oh, wait. You weren't cutting a promo, where you? I couldn't tell, because even when you DO speak, I always zone out! Tonight, The Dan takes his rightful place back in the PWA World Television Championship tournament. Last week, I was robbed by Alex Storm. THEN, Shane Xzavery stole the carpet right out from under both of us! Well, I'm just glad that my lawyer, Kauffman, was able to renegotiate that horrible booking![/color]
The Dan enters the ring and runs at Star-Man. Like a wild animal, Star strikes by hitting The Dan's head against the turnbuckle. He does it a second time, and then a third. The Dan falls flat on his back and Star hits a knee drop to the skull. Star lowers himself to the ground and hits knees the forehead in rapid succession.
Star picks up The Dan and tosses him off the ropes. The Dan goes for a clothesline, but Star ducks and locks on a half nelson sleeper hold. He takes it to the ground and locks his legs around The Dan's body. The Dan can't escape and taps immediately.
Brendan Reynolds: Your winner, Star-Man![/color]
Star unbuckles his mask, and exits the ring. He walks to the back and approaches the curtain. As he walks out of sight, he pulls his mask off of his head.
Matt Baily: Woah! He took off his mask! In broad daylight! Superheros don't do that![/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:23:37 GMT -5
Cut to the locker room, where a David Hasselhoff poster sits on the wall, and a European dance-pop song plays on a boombox sitting on the shelf next to the poster. Before you know it, the three young men (Steve Bjorn, Ajax Ivanov and Buck Segerstam) dance in to the frame. A knock on the door interrupts their party, and the door opens to reveal the big man manager, Leon Kaelin.
Leon Kaelin: Hello, hello sexy boys! Are you ready for main event action![/color]
The three men reply, almost like Charlie's Angels.
All together: We are![/color]
Leon Kaelin: But first thing is first! Our name... Super Sexy Wrestling Federation. It is... how do you say? Crapola! We must have new name! No American will take us as true champion with a crapola name! What is idea for new names?[/color]
Steve Bjorn: Let us be the Super Sexy Swinging Boys![/color]
Ajax Ivanov: No, no! It is crapola! We will be the Three Hard Boys![/color]
Buck Segerstam: You boys are false! We will become DanceMASTERS![/color]
Leon Kaelin: Close, but no cigarette! We are to become... EuroSwaggar![/color]
The three boys gasp and begin to rub their chests as we cut away as soon as possible.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:23:58 GMT -5
We come back to the War Memorial Auditorium, and "Fire It Up" by Thousand Foot Krutch hits on the loudspeaker. The crowd stand at attention and cheer as Robert Garland makes his way from behind the curtain. He quickly jogs down the runway and enters the ring. Matt Baily: There he is, the man who started it all. Former decision maker behind the scenes at the old Brunch from 2007 to 2008, Robert Garland! Brunch is going to playa huge factor in this match, because he's wrestling none other than...[/color] "Adrenaline" by Crooked X hits on the loudspeaker, sending the PWA audience into a chorus of cheers for the arrival of Shane Xzavery. Stepping out from behind the entrance curtain, a spotlight descends on Xzavery as he strikes a pose at the top of the entrance ramp. Matt Baily: This guy! The man who aided Garland in the day to day running of Brunch, until he became the man in charge. A bit of information, however. Neither men are currently booking for PWA, for those of you who may be confused. This match is simply a dream match for any Brunch fan! For a LONG time we've wondered which Brunch owner would win in a battle... and the only question that remains after this match is how The Reprobate or Damian DeNiro would fare in it![/color] On his way down to the ring Xzavery zig-zags about the runway, to touch base with all the fans in the front row. Upon approaching the ring, Xzavery leaps to the top turnbuckle. Xzavery pumps his fist and drops down into the ring. Xzavery hops over the ropes, landing on his feet in the ring. Ring announcer Brendan Reynolds enters the ring and stands in the center of the ring. Garland cuts him off before he can announce the participants, and grabs Reynolds' arm to speak in to the mic. Robert Garland: You don't even have to introduce us, Brendan! Everybody knows the Badger always wins![/color] Garland lets go of Reynolds' arm and then turns away, with his arms in the air. The crowd cheers Garland on, and Xzavery replies by moving over to Reynolds and grabbing the mic for himself. Shane Xzavery: Well that may be so, but tonight isn't just any night! Tonight is the night of the Cataract![/color] The crowd cheers yet again for Xzavery. Matt Baily: Well, it looks like Garland and Xzavery are going nowhere fast with this bidding for the crowd's approval! They're both beloved here![/color] West Newhaven: Oh please! This little love fest is making me want to vomit![/color] Xzavery and Garland warm up by hopping up and down, stretching their arms out and the usual pre-match hyping. Brendan Reynolds finally has the mic to himself. Brendan Reynolds: Wrestling fans, the following match will be contested... one fall to a finish, with a thirty minute time limit! First, to my left... hailing from Harvey, Louisiana, weighing 198 pounds... ROBERT "THE BADGER" GARLAND![/color] The crowd cheers Garland, who soaks up the response with his arms in the air. Brendan Reynolds: And to my right... hailing from New York City, weighing 237 pounds... SHANE XZAVERY![/color] Xzavery raises his arms as well, and the two then circle the ring as Reynolds makes his exit. Matt Baily: Here goes![/color] They lock up, and Garland grabs Xzavery's head in to a headlock, and drops him to the ground. Xzavery tries to break free, but Garland spins around, keeping it on. Eventually, Xzavery gets to his feet while still in the lock, and breaks free by dropkicking Garland, who falls flat on his back. Matt Baily: WHAT a move![/color] West Newhaven: That is athleticism![/color] Xzavery bounces off the ropes and hits a bicycle kick to Garland who was sitting up, which sends him flat on his back again. The crowd begins to clap for Garland to get to his feet, and he does. They lock up again, and Xzavery spins around to Garland's back, then goes for a German suplex. Garland counters, spins around and then goes for a German of his own. Xzavery flips forward, going through Garland's legs, pushing Garland face first in to the ropes. Garland lands on the ropes, and Xzavery runs off the ropes for a dropkick, but Garland ducks and pulls the ropes down in an attempt at sending Xzavery to the outside. Matt Baily: Wow![/color] Xzavery stops in his tracks however, and then dropkicks Garland, which sends him to the apron. Xzavery runs off the opposite ropes again, but Garland is back up and springboards off the top rope going for a clothesline, which Xzavery ducks and then the two are left in a stand off. Matt Baily: A standoff? Already!?[/color] West Newhaven: These two guys' minds move so quickly that their bodies can't even catch up![/color] The crowd gets to their feet and begins to cheer the exchange, which Garland cuts short by going for a fireman's carry, which sends Xzavery on to his back. Garland locks on a sleeper hold, and Xzavery attempts to break free, but to no avail. Matt Baily: Garland has finally grounded him, this is the turning point![/color] West Newhaven: Not the turning point, this is the game changer![/color] Xzavery somehow gets his feet flat, does a backflip, and then has Garland in the Dragon sleeper! The crowd gasp at the amazing flexibility, and Garland tries to break free by getting to his feet. Xzavery cuts it short by dropping the move in to an inverted DDT. Xzavery then bounces off the ropes and hits a standing shooting star press! Matt Baily: HIGH IMPACT MOVE! This might be the turning point here![/color] Xzavery goes for the cover.. ONE! TWO! ...NO! Garland kicks and then Xzavery goes for a brainbuster. Garland lands on his feet and attempts to fight it, and breaks free to a degree. Shane kicks Garland in the gut, then hits a gutwrench driver! Xzavery runs over to the corner, waiting for Garland to rise. Garland does, and then Shane begins running for the Cataract. Garland springs in to action, hitting his Brian Damage roundhouse kick! Xzavery goes down, but Garland isn't done yet! Garland then locks on the Rear naked choke, and Xzavery has no where to go. The hold is in the middle of the ring, and Xzavery reaches with all his mite. He can't reach, and the pain is pressuring, so he taps! Brendan Reynolds: Your winner, Robert Garland![/color] Garland unlocks the hold and then pats Shane on the back to see if he is okay. Garland gets to his feet, then helps Shane up, who is still wobbily on his feet. Garland makes sure he can stand and then raises his arm in the air as the crowd cheers them on. Suddenly, they die down as Thunderkiss rolls in to the ring, and from behind, rocks Garland in the back with a steel chair. Matt Baily: What the hell! Thunderkiss just whacked Garland across the back with that chair![/color] Xzavery jumps to action, swinging at Kiss. Kiss ducks, however, and then cracks the chair over Garland's head as well. West Newhaven: Yes! Finally! Somebody had to crash this party![/color] The crowd boos Thunderkiss as he places the chair on the ground and shuffles over to Garland. He grabs Garland by the head and throws him off the ropes. Kiss picks the chair up quickly, and then hits an Axe Bomber (with the chair) to the skull of Garland. Matt Baily: No! Stop it! Somebody has to stop this![/color] Cut to the outside where Xzavery crawls over to the edge of the runway. He reaches up to the big spotlight at the bottom of the runway and pulls the lever. The house lights cut off and the sole light in the arena bounces off the side of the stage, as the crowd burst out in to applause. They wait for the Superman theme to hit, but they hear nothing. Some fans attempt to see what is happening in the ring by flashing their cameras. The only thing we see is darkness and the occasional flash of light, but we can hear plenty shuffling and loud bangs. After a moment, the lights come back on and the strange sounds are explained... the chair sits on the mat, almost busted, and Garland lays flat on his back, with blood flowing from his forehead like a faucet. His jersey is entirely drenched in his own blood, and Thunderkiss is still standing, and even has some of Garland's blood on his hands. The crowd is disappointed and begin banging their feet, clapping and chanting... WE WANT STAR-MAN!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
WE WANT STAR-MAN!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
WE WANT STAR-MAN!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
WE WANT STAR-MAN! Thunderkiss begins flipping off the crowd again and grabs a microphone. Before he can speak, the lights flicker more and then on the center screen, a familiar signal appears... almost. After a few moments, the signal disappears and Thunderkiss walks to the center of the ring with his microphone as the lights come back up. Thunderkiss: How many weeks? How many years before you people realize that I am the reason that you buy your tickets? When will you admit to yourselves and each other that you LOVE seeing me in this ring!?[/color] The crowd boos him even more, some of them begin throwing trash in the ring. Matt Baily: He's gonna cause big trouble here in Fort Lauderdale if he keeps this up![/color] Thunderkiss: My life has been HELL for six months, and the son of a bitch back there... isn't helping one bit. Why do you refuse to book me in a match? Why do you deny me the right to make a living? I can't get paid because you won't book me in a match! What kind of promotion has a former multi-time World Heavyweight Champion at their disposal and refuses to use him? Who the F*** is making that decision? As if I need to ask. EVERYONE KNOWS who's booking the show. Everyone knows that he doesn't like me and wants to F*** with my career! If you plan on wasting my time, don't even ask me to show up! If I can-[/color] Thunderkiss is interrupted by a fan, who hopped the rail. The fan jumps on the apron, but a six Fort Lauderdale commissioned police officers rush over, hopping on top of the fan. Thunderkiss backs away in to the corner, but then rushes over, hitting an Axe Bomber on one of the police officers! As the cop goes down, the other officers bumrush Kiss, attempting to detain him, Kiss drops to his knees and begins punching the cop he just Bombed. Matt Baily: HOLY CRAP! DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I SAW!? THUNDERKISS JUST ASSAULTED A FORT LAUDERDALE POLICE OFFICER![/color] West Newhaven: ...I... words cannot even describe what we're seeing transpire here. This is better than any train wreck reality television show I've ever seen![/color] A second fan begins pulling on the rail, possibly in an attempt to break it down. The officers rush over and detain him, arresting him and taking him out of the building as well. Three officers are detaining Thunderkiss in the ring, and cuff him. Matt Baily: I knew this was a mistake. Signing Thunderkiss was the biggest mistake we ever could have made. Just think about the type of negative press we'll get out of this! This might even get our Pay-Per-View canceled![/color] West Newhaven: Here's hoping that HBO isn't watching![/color] Matt Baily: We're dead in the water! Let's just have this piece of slime arrested so we can be done with him already![/color] The officers begin dragging Thunderkiss out of the ring in his cuffs, and escort him backstage. The camera follows until we reach the stage, and then they disappear behind the curtain. We then cut to footage of Mark Snider chasing down Star-Man backstage. Star-Man tapes up his fists as Snider puts the microphone up. Matt Baily: Well... uh... moving on, I guess! This is footage from just moments ago, as that riot was taking place. Mark Snider chased down Star-Man to question him about this Garland fiasco![/color] Mark Snider: STAR-MAN! Star-Man! One question! What happened with Robert Garland out there? The star signal went off and you never showed up![/color] Star-Man faces down the entire time, and finishes taping his arms. He turns to Snider in a manner very uncharacteristic of our residential superhero. Star-Man: Do I really need to explain myself? How many souls have I saved out there? How many ditches have I digged people out of? How many sticky situations have I resolved? And for what?[/color] Before Star-Man can continue, Robert Garland steps in to the frame, breathing heavily and grabbing on to his head. His jersey is still drenched with blood, and a female EMT dries up his forehead with cotton on the sideline. Robert Garland: Hey, what the hell happened out there, man? I was getting my ass handed to me out there! He sucker punched me![/color] Star-Man: Wow, now you know how it feels? To have no one who's willing to come out and save you? To be beaten down, expecting a friend to lend a hand... and never getting it? I was busy preparing for my match at Chapter 2. I don't have time to fool around. [/color] Robert Garland: Hey, come on, Star. You and I both know you could have stepped out there. Kiss would have high tailed it the second you showed up. He-[/color] Star-Man: I said... I was busy. You know, you really never cease to amaze me. I had your back last week, and then you allowed me to catch a four on one assault without even bothering to turn around. You really have SOME nerve stepping to me in this situation and expecting me to go out there and drain all of my energy for you. A guy who doesn't even return the favor. If Shane Xzavery wants to waste his energy helping a lost cause, that's his decision. The only thing I know is that I'm going to be saving my energy for that World Television Championship match. Any time he wants to soften himself up for me, I don't object to.[/color] Robert Garland: Oh, come on, Star! Lighten up![/color] Star-Man grabs his bag and exits. Garland looks on as Star-Man walks away. Robert Garland: Star, don't be like that! I didn't even know you were getting jumped last week! Star![/color] Snider turns to Garland, sizing up the situation, and we cut to commercial.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:24:16 GMT -5
We come back to the arena and "Headstrong" by Trapt hits on the loudspeaker. Chris Williams comes from behind the curtain, but stops and holds it open... as Michael Smart comes out with him!
Matt Baily: Well, there they are. You know, it's not normal for Chris and Michael to share the spotlight like this, but I spoke to Chris Williams earlier today, and he said that he'd make sure that Michael came out WITH him this week, so as to not have another misunderstanding like last week![/color]
Daniel Smart comes out as well, and trails behind as the allies walk side by side down the runway. The crowd welcomes them by reaching out to high five.
They enter the ring and Michael cracks his knuckles, as Chris gets to the top rope to soak up the crowd response. After this, "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred hits on the loudspeaker, and the three European wrestlers, now dubbed "EuroSwaggar" come out from the back, along with their monstrous manager, Leon Kaelin.
The three men waste no time, and they all run down the runway and springboard on the top rope at the same time. One dives for Smart, one for Chris, and the one in the middle attempts to hit both. Smart kicks his opponent in the gut, and Williams knife edge chops his. The man in the middle lands on his face. Smart picks his opponent up for the powerbomb, and slams him hard on the mat. Williams grabs his and throws him in the corner.
West Newhaven: Well, it looks like this is gonna be a quick one.[/color]
Williams hits a second knife edge chop, and then picks up the middle man and irish whips him in to the one in the corner. They hit each other hard, and land on the mat. Williams grabs one of them and pulls him over to Smart. He and Smart pick him up for a double suplex, and then throw him on top of the top rope, he bounces out of the ring.
Williams and Smart go for the third man, and grab his leg. On the outside, Leon Kaelin runs over to Daniel Smart, who runs away. Daniel hops on to the runway and runs to the other side of the ring. Smart locks the Smartshooter on the one in the ring, as Williams drops to the ground and locks on the Facepeeler at the same time.
The crowd is amazed by the double team move, and they begin taunting the European in the move by clapping for him to get out. The two others grab Smart's leg and pull him out of the ring. They slam him against the guardrail and one of them hits a leg drop to his throat. The two then leave Smart on the outside and enter the ring.
All three are now double teaming Williams. Two of them aid each other in slamming him to the mat, as they all line up at the turnbuckle.
Matt Baily: Are they going for that move from last week?![/color]
West Newhaven: Let's hope so, at least then we'll see some athleticism![/color]
They pull the move off, with the first guy hitting a splash, the second hitting a moonsault, and the third hitting a corkscrew splash. Rather than pinning Williams, they all begin taunting the crowd and Leon Kaelin grabs a mic as he enters the ring.
Leon Kaelin: You see what we do in wrestle! Now you see what we do on the dance floor! Chris Williams talk bad about EuroSwagger... Chris Williams taste the mat! Hit the American music![/color]
West Newhaven: Kill me now.[/color]
As "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin hits on the loudspeaker, the four men begin to get down as the lights go out and strobe lights turn on. The arena is filled with pink and purple flashing lights and the crowd begins booing over the music. They attempt to drown out the one hit wonder's song and stop the four men in the ring all at the same time, verbally. The dancing goes on for several moments, and the second verse kicks in. The crowd is beginning to get fed up, and Kaelin responds over the music.
Leon Kaelin: Do not like? Do not like? Turn this music off![/color]
The music fades out and the lights come back on. The four men look very upset that the crowd did not enjoy their party.
Leon Kaelin: Oh, you want some wrestle! We give you wrestle![/color]
Kaelin turns to the referee and kicks him in the gut. He powerbombs the referee in the middle of the ring and the crowd cheers.
Matt Baily: What a strange crowd... well, I can't say I disagree really. I hate that guy, too![/color]
Kaelin gets back on mic and breathes heavily.
Leon Kaelin: Oh, now there is no principal to watch us! What will happen!? You will see! You people want Chris Williams? You have him![/color]
Matt Baily: You know, if we could SOMEHOW, SOME WAY... contain ALL of the cerebral energy inside of Leon Kaelin, AND HOOK IT UP IN TO THIS ARENA, WE'D BE ABLE TO toast bread. Lightly... on one side.[/color]
Kaelin throws the mic on the mat and grabs Chris Williams. He pulls him up in to the gorilla press position and prepares to toss him outside of the ring.
Matt Baily: Oh, god, NO! Not again! Reminiscent of last week![/color]
Suddenly, Michael Smart is in the ring and he kicks Kaelin in the nuts, from behind. Kaelin drops Williams and turns around, hunched over. Smart hits a DDT on him, and the three other men pounce on Smart. Williams is back up now, and he aids Smart in taking out the three stooges.
Matt Baily: There you go! Michael Smart makes good on his word! He saved Chris![/color]
Smart hits the Pain Equation on one of them, and then Williams hits the TNT on another. They then hit a double DDT on the third, and pile them all on top of each other, placing their feet on top of the pile.
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Brendan Reynolds: Your winners, Michael Smart and Chris Williams![/color]
Matt Baily: They did it! They won their first match as a tag team! Maybe this partnership isn't doomed after all![/color]
"Radioactivity" by Kraftwerk hits on the loudspeaker, which causes Williams and Smart to turn to the main stage. As predicted, Ross Lambert steps from behind the curtain wearing his ring gear.
Matt Baily: It looks like Lambert wants some, too![/color]
West Newhaven: Here is the future PWA World Heavyweight Champion![/color]
Matt Baily: You know, it's getting a little sickening![/color]
Lambert carries a microhpone in his hands as he stands at the top of the runway.
Ross Lambert: Congratulations, you defeated a clan of rookies with no coordination. I don't care if I have to take out BOTH of you, at the same time. If they won't book me in the main event, I'll steal it for myself.[/color]
Michael Smart turns to Williams, gives him a thumbs up, and awaits Lambert to enter the ring. Williams, with a determined look on his face, pats Smart on the back, shakes his hand, and points to himself!
Matt Baily: Did Chris Williams just agree to take on Ross Lambert all alone!?[/color]
Smart nods, and exits the ring! The crowd jump to their feet and begin cheering loudly as Chris Williams waits to strike his one on one opponent. Michael and Daniel Smart make their way to the back, after Daniel gives Chris a thumbs up.
Ross Lambert: Another mistake, Williams. Everyone knows you won't pin me! In fact, I'm so convinced that I will destroy you yet again, that if you actually somehow defeat me, I'll take a FOUR WEEK suspension from PWA. Which means... that if you pin me... and you WON'T... I won't be able to destroy you at Chapter 2![/color]
Matt Baily: WHAT? Is he NUTS!? Well, maybe not! He nearly injured Williams last week![/color]
Lambert enters the ring, over the ropes, but Williams is ready! Williams dropkicks Lambert in the chest, which sends him back out on to the runway. Williams exits the ring and begins pounding on Lambert's forehead with his fist.
Williams throws Lambert off of the runway, and he lands, chest first, on the guardrail. Williams hops off of the runway, hitting a double axe handle to the back of Lambert.
Matt Baily: A high flying move out of Chris Williams?[/color]
Chris grabs Lambert and tosses him back in to the ring. Chris hops on to the apron and hits a leg drop over the draping body of Lambert. Chris then enters the ring and drags Lambert in as well.
Matt Baily: Chris Williams has successfully grounded the Demolition Man! Who woulda thunk it?[/color]
Chris sits Lambert up and runs off the ropes, comes back and hits a dropkick to the back, then goes for a quick cover.... ONE... TWO... Kickout!
Matt Baily: Williams, going for the quick pin there. He isn't going to be getting a pinfall that quickly.[/color]
West Newhaven: Or at all! This is ROSS LAMBERT we're talking about![/color]
Chris grabs Lambert and throws him in to the corner. Chris hits a hard knife edge chop to Lambert's chest, who grabs it immediately. Chris grabs the collar of Lambert's button up shirt and rips it open to reveal his chest!
West Newhaven: He's too sexy for his shirt! Though he's way too talented for that group of Europeans![/color]
Chris then strikes again, with another knife edge chop, now to the BARE chest of Lambert. Chris throws Lambert to the ropes, and then hits a rebound Powerslam!
Matt Baily: HE GOT HIM UP![/color]
West Newhaven: Something your wife will never be able to do to you![/color]
Chris immediately locks on the Facepeeler facelock, which has Lambert grabbing for a rope.
West Newhaven: So close, yet so far away! Come on, Lambert![/color]
Lambert decides to use his feet instead, and gets his leg on the rope. The referee forces Chris to break the hold, and Chris backs away. Lambert gets to his feet quickly, and then tears his shirt off completely.
West Newhaven: OOOH YEAH! Here comes the hurt![/color]
The crowd stands at attention as Lambert completely shakes free of the early attacks and stands unaffected. Chris runs over to hit a clothesline, but Lambert ducks and then kicks Chris in the gut. He picks him up... POWERBOMB!
Matt Baily: That absolutely SHOOK the ring![/color]
Lambert drops to his knees and covers Chris....
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:24:42 GMT -5
Matt Baily: NO! Williams kicked out![/color] West Newhaven: That was a slow COUNT! GET ON THE BALL, REF![/color] Chris quickly slides out of the ring and grabs the ankles of Lambert, pulling him to the ground. Chris gets back in the ring, to the delight of the crowd, and then stomps on Lambert. He picks Lambert up on to his shoulders... Matt Baily: HE'S GOING FOR THE TNT! LAMBERT'S CAREER COULD BE OVER![/color] West Newhaven: NO! COME ON, ROSS![/color] Chris slams him down! He hops on top of Lambert, and hooks both legs! ONE... West Newhaven: NO![/color] TWO! West Newhaven: NO![/color] THREE! West Newhaven: NOOOOO![/color] The bell rings, and Brendan Reynolds gets to his feet. Brendan Reynolds: Ladies and gentlemen, your WINNER... Chris Williams! And as a result, Ross Lambert will be suspended from competing at Chapter 2![/color] Matt Baily: And so it begins! With two television events a thing of the past, the only event left in January 2010 is Chapter 2![/color] The camera fades to a graphic as audio from the arena remains. Matt Baily: With only eleven days remaining, the next time you see the wrestlers of the PWA will be LIVE on Pay-Per-View! Sunday night, January the 31st. The first Pay-Per-View in PWA history, and the third live Pay-Per-View presented by RD Corp, the former owner of Sunday Brunch. We have come SO far, and the only way to show your support is to contact HBO and get your Pay-Per-View subscription now![/color] We cut back to the arena, and Chris Williams sits motionless in the ring. He gets up to his feet and throws his arms in the air as the Florida crowd cheers him on for getting rid of Ross Lambert. Matt Baily: Chris Williams just effectively eliminated another World Heavyweight Championship contender! Chris Williams just made the match at Chapter 2! According to my notes... the only other man eligible for the World Heavyweight Championship is....
MICHAEL SMART!?! [/center][/color] Fade to black.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 9:25:02 GMT -5
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Post by EK Revolver on Jan 20, 2010 11:52:20 GMT -5
No comments yet? ... ok Good long show, wish Alex wrote a promo though he doesn't have long left before retirement
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Post by mikeybadass on Jan 20, 2010 12:20:08 GMT -5
I hope Mikey gets outta prison soon so he can pwn. =) Good show. Loved it all.
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Post by Chris Williams on Jan 20, 2010 12:36:42 GMT -5
Ha, fucking loved every bit of it. Great show, Rep, keep them coming. I really loved how evil the Star Signal looks when it's upside down like that. Crow's efforts in the promos especially seem to be paying off as well. Great job all around this show guys, from the promos to the matches to the segments, great job.
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Post by Michael Smart on Jan 20, 2010 12:50:53 GMT -5
That was awesome. You'd think the show would suffer from the people who either left or no-showed, but thankfully you've got it all covered. Chapter 2 will be epic.
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Post by Robert Garland on Jan 20, 2010 17:10:05 GMT -5
At first read it seemed a cluster fuck of segments going up and down all over the place... Then I read through it again to which I found - That is was great! X) The deal with Star-Man going rouge, Williams vs. Smart being revealed, The Dan creating buyrates on his own XD. I only have a few things I would like to bring up - Ross Lambert quit? Or is there another reason he's suspended for a month? (We kind of need everyone we've got, or maybe we don't seeing as you handled this show so damn well with a limited roster). Speaking of which, Im'a go bail Mike outta prison and have him tag with me instead of Malicious if Malicious continues to no show <__<!
I also don't card for the SSWF(Not that they're bad characters, they do there job as heels I guess if I make faces at their segments) <__< Glad they got crushed XD! Anyway. Chapter Two is looking damn good lol. This was a solid read Admin Man!
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 20, 2010 17:22:29 GMT -5
Ross Lambert has been inactive but says he will be returning soon. The suspension will only cover Chapter 2. Remember, we run shows much less, so he won't miss much. It was a bit of payback for injuring Chris last week.
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Post by Chris Williams on Jan 20, 2010 18:36:48 GMT -5
Yeah, that dirty, stinkin, pirate hooker!
I also forgot to mention one thing... when TK was going apeshit with the chair, I think you may have typed Garland a few times when you meant Xzavery, because it went from Xzavery hitting a clothesline to crawling outside the ring. Outside of that minor hiccup, the show was phenomenal!
I want Chapter 2 here TOMORROW.
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Post by Roc Anderson on Jan 26, 2010 5:04:12 GMT -5
I never left feedback on this show, due to working lots and trying to plan out my own promos, so I thought I would leave a little something on here, even if it is a little overdue!
I've already said it to Admin on MSN, but these shows so far have been amazing to read. You're two out of two so far, I've read both shows twice now. Once at work and once when I got home and I read them all from beginning to end. There's not a single storyline that I DON'T want to follow and see what happens next and not a single match that I DON'T want to read in it's entireity to see how the events and storylines continue to unfold....it's something I've honestly never come across in e-fedding.
The storylines continue to be the strong point of the shows, and I hope that continues. There are so many conflicts going on, so many imminent confrontations and so much expectation and suspense, that I honestly am loving to read and be a part of this fed...my only concern is how can Chapter 2 top these TV events?
I suppose we'll all find out in 5 days time!
Keep it going Admin, you're doing an awesome job!
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