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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:54:50 GMT -5
Fade in from black, and "Ecstacy of Gold" by Ennio Morricone from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly Soundtrack begins playing. The first thing we see is an old video clip of the Sunday Brunch Interbrand Championship, sitting on a podium in the ring, from it's debut on Sunday Brunch during the announcement of the Time to Dine tournament. The camera fades in to the belt and then a slow transition to a young Damian DeVil hitting his tombstone piledriver on the 6th episode of Sunday Brunch. The next shot is DeVil holding the aforementioned belt up above his head, with a tear streaming down his cheek.
This fades in to a shot of Falcon McKenzie and Michael Smart facing off in the ring, as DeVil looks on from the announcer's booth, with his belt strapped around his shoulder. After a few shots of Smart and McKenzie hitting their finishing moves on one another with false pinfalls, we finally see Falcon get the win. As the music intensifies, DeVil slides in to the ring, dropping his title on the canvas in the process. He goes to attack Falcon, but to no avail. Michael Smart and Adam Leos interfere, to ensure that Falcon is crowned champion. And so he was.
As the ghostly vocals kick in, fifteen wrestlers square off in the ring, one by one eliminating each other... until only Falcon McKenzie and Adam Leos remain. Leos throws an unsuspecting Falcon over the top rope, ending the match... and becoming champion.
As the song quiets down, a short audio clip of Adam Leos forfeiting his belt and placing it on Michael Smart plays.Adam Leos: Since joining Project Perfection, I have realized how worthless that title truly is to me. There are no more challengers for me. The title itself doesn't mean a thing to me. I've talked with Adrian Karma, and he's agreed to substitute my good friend, Michael Smart in the match. I am hereby relinquishing that title. As the music reaches it's most intense, we immediately cut to a faster pace, with Michael Smart, Falcon McKenzie and The Reprobate in the ring together, with a ladder. Skulls are smashed, men are thrown like rag dolls, interferences by Joey Sinclair, The Superbeast, Christina Hernandez and even Adam Leos himself... all until Christina dives off of the ladder, hitting all men aside from her boyfriend... and The Reprobate finally climbs to the top, capturing the belt. He holds it above his head on top of the ladder.
We then cut to the summer of 2009, where The Reprobate cuts a promo in the ring, laying down an open challenge.Reprobate: Anyone who has the balls... come out here right now, and I will end you! I'll do anything to bash your skulls in! I'll even put my Interbrand Title on the line! Get any of your asses down here and I'll destroy you all! The lights go out, and when they come back on, Star-Man stands the ring, and after a few clips of Rep putting up much of a fight, Star-Man finally defeats Rep and holds the belt above his head as the music abruptly ends. A message is displayed on the screen.From the ashes of a fallen promotion, rises a phoenix.
Whether they be heroes of the past, or villains of the future... Premiere Wrestling Alliance bids farewell to our fallen Champions.
Adam Leos "The American Gangster" Damian DeNiro "The Talk of the Town" Falcon McKenzie The Reprobate
Careers end, wrestlers retire. Champions never die.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:55:06 GMT -5
We fade in from black, and the camera opens up at the Lost Battalion Hall Rec Center in Queens, New York. The arena is packed, unsurprisingly, as everybody's favorite play-by-play announcer Matt Baily stands in the center of the ring, as the crowd gives him a warm welcome. Matt Baily: Hello everyone, and welcome to the debut episode of Premiere Wrestling Television! I'm Matt Baily... and tonight we plan to bring you America's most dedicated entertainers... North America's greatest fighters... and the WORLD'S best wrestling! To top off the event, we will feature a tremendous three way dance, pitting Michael Smart taking on... Chris...... Williams... in a...[/color] Baily slows down his hyping due to being caught off guard by music playing on the loudspeaker. The song... "God of Thunder" by KISS. Predictably, Thunderkiss himself pushes the curtain away and stands at the top of the arena, receiving some high praise by fans in the crowd. He walks down the elevated runway and sizes up the crowd on his way. Matt Baily looks happy to see Thunderkiss as he enters the ring. Matt Baily: Hey, Kiss! How you doing bud? It's been a while![/color] Thunderkiss slaps the mic right out of Baily's hand! Shocked, Baily backs up a bit in to the corner as Kiss turns and picks up the microphone from the ground. Thunderkiss: Don't you give me that SHIT, asshole! It's people like YOU-[/color] Kiss press his index finger firmly in to Baily's chest, Baily grabs it in pain. Thunderkiss: People like YOU, who have made me miserable in this business for the last six months! People who will talk SHIT and make DEALS behind your back, and then put on a smile when they meet you face to face. FUCK you, and FUCK them![/color] The crowd is disgusted by Thunderkiss' remarks, and they recognize what the man who they once respected has become. Thunderkiss: To top it off, the ULTIMATE sign of fucking disrespect comes from that piece of shit booker in this promotion. You all know who he is, but he refuses to show his fucking face out here! SCUM! He showed me the ultimate sign of disrespect... by not even inviting me to the festivities tonight. The biggest FUCKING star on his roster, and he didn't even book me in a match or send me that plane ticket. I've got news for you, Baily. I PAID FOR MY FUCKING TICKET TONIGHT. To come to QUEENS... of ALL places. Since when does the main event pay for their own plane tickets? Everybody knows that WIN or LOSE, I'm still the DRAW![/color] The crowd firmly disagrees, some fans are now throwing their sodas at the ring. Baily takes cover, holding his head in his hands. We then cut to an entirely black screen, as "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dope hits, and text flies on to the screen. WIN, LOSE OR DRAW...
WE'RE BACK FOR A SECOND CHAPTER.
PREMIERE WRESTLING TELEVISION. We then cut to the opening video package, featuring current PWA wrestlers in their heyday of the GWF, competing on Brunch.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:55:24 GMT -5
We come back to the Lost Battalion Hall Rec Center in Queens, New York as "Soothsayer" by Buckethead plays on the loudspeaker.
Matt Baily: Well, welcome to Premiere Wrestling Television. We apologize for the language displayed there a few moments ago, we have quiet the show for you tonight. A three way dance tops the card, pitting Chris Williams vs Michael Smart vs Ross Lambert. Williams and Smart just recently formed an alliance, and we... oh no.[/color]
The camera cuts to the announce booth above the arena, and former Brunch commentator West Newhaven sits down next to Baily.
West Newhaven: Now what was that all about?[/color]
Matt Baily: You got me. You're BACK? What the hell is going on here?[/color]
West Newhaven: Well, management realized that hearing only your voice on television does not transcend well.[/color]
Matt Baily: ...Coming to the ring now is a guy that we've seen pretty seldomly on Brunch. Nevertheless, he is a Brunch alumni.[/color]
The lights dim and The Lost Crow comes out and meets the crowd with slight jeers. He walks down to the ring, looking left, right and over his shoulder in paranoia.
West Newhaven: This guy gives me the creeps. He's one of the creepiest guys I've ever seen.[/color]
Matt Baily: When West Newhaven is calling you creepy, you need to look at yourself in the mirror.[/color]
Crow enters the ring and walks around for a bit before "What's My Name" by DMX hits on the loudspeaker and Malicious comes out before the crowd can even respond. He comes out full of energy, pumping his fists and bobbing to his music.
Matt Baily: Fist pumping like a champ, Malicious is a man that we saw in 2007 and early 2008 in GWF. He subsequently left town for unknown reasons, but tonight he makes his return.[/color]
West Newhaven: This kid would be a big star if he dropped the goodie two shoes persona. When I look at him, I see a little bit of a young Damian DeNiro in his eyes... and you KNOW that I was the FIRST major supporter of Damian when he was just starting out on Brunch![/color]
Matt Baily: That is actually a fact, something we rarely hear coming out of your mouth. You were very behind Damian.[/color]
West Newhaven: In fact, some say that I was the reason for his double championship status, and that through encouragement, I made him in to one of only two wrestlers in GWF history to have held a singles title and the World Tag Team Championship at the same time.[/color]
Matt Baily: ...Nobody says that.[/color]
Malicious hit the ring, stares down the Lost Crow and then takes his shirt off, throwing it out in to the first row as female fans scream. Crow walks right up to Malicious and spits in his face! Malicious can't even believe it. He wipes the flem off his cheek and proceeds to knock Crow on the ground and stomp him out.
Crow grabs hold of Malicious' boot which stops him from stomping any longer. Crow gets to his feet quickly and then hits a leg hook reverse STO. Crow kicks Malicious over to the ropes and chokes him on the bottom rope. The referee gets Crow off as Malicious gasps for air.
Crow hits an elbow drop to Malicious' leg and then grabs it and pulls it to the middle of the ring. He locks on the Crow Vise in the middle of the ring and Malicious reaches hard for the ropes. He ultimately taps out.
Your winner, The Lost Crow!
Crow picks Malicious up and throws him to the corner of the ring. He tosses Malicious out of the ring and poses in the corner.
Matt Baily: Making short work of Malicious, the Lost Crow just made it known that the ring belongs to him![/color]
West Newhaven: What a creep.[/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:55:51 GMT -5
We cut to a camera sitting right outside the arena in the parking lot. A limo pulls up, with the letters "SSWF" written on the door. It swings open and out steps a beast of a man.
Matt Baily: Looks like the height average in PWA just doubled! That guy's gotta be seven feet.[/color]
The man wears an unforgivably tight shirt, neon shades and equally tight jeans. He looks around, sizing up the building. Suddenly, a jeep pulls up with three hooligans blasting European dance-pop music. They all have abs, long flowing hair and tight pants on. The tall man looks happy to see them arrive. He walks over to them.
???: Hello, hello! It is time for party! Who bring the alcohol!?
The three men laugh and turn their music up as they all begin dancing.
Matt Baily: What the hell? That guy had some sort of accent on him.[/color]
???: Oh, look! It is camera! We promote now! Hello Americans, I am Leon Kaelin, super agent man. I come from Switzerland where we dance to music and love it! These men you see are my super sexy talent. They are clients. I bring them to America to promote our gym. We make the fat man in to super sexy swinger! Because we are here to PUMP...
All four men clap and recite the final two words...
YOU UP!
The four men freeze frame.
West Newhaven: What the hell has happened to this promotion?[/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:56:23 GMT -5
As we return to the arena live, "Hysteria" by Muse plays on the loudspeaker as Alex Storm paces the ring. Matt Baily: Up next is the first in a short line of tournament matches for the PWA World Television Championship, which will culminate at Chapter 2, with a champion being crowned live on Pay-Per-View.[/color] West Newhaven: And how fitting is this championship's debut seeing as PWA TV is debuting tonight?[/color] Alex Storm runs off the ropes and raises his arm in the air, as the crowd give him a warm welcome back. Matt Baily: It's certainly a surprise to see Alex Storm here tonight! As we all know, Storm retired back in 2008 and became a color commentator on Friday Night Brawl. The ring called his name for many years, specifically the Brunch ring! Though it never happened because of a no compete clause with FNB, Alex Storm returns TONIGHT![/color] Opera music begins playing on the loudspeaker and then text appears on the screen. 1:1 - In the beginning, God created The Dan and the Wrestling World.
1:2 - And the Wrestling World was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
1:3 - And God said, Let there be an awesome wrestler: and there was The Dan.
1:4 - And God saw the The Dan, that he was epic: and God divided The Dan from the suckas. Suddenly, "Disco Queen" by Pain of Salvation hits on the loudspeaker. The crowd get to their feet and boo as The Dan comes from behind the curtain. The Dan stands at the top of the runway with his arms open, wearing a plastic children's wrestling belt around his waist. Matt Baily: What? Is that supposed to be the World Television title?[/color] The Dan then quickly power walks down the ramp. He takes the plastic toy off and holds it by his side as he hesitantly enters the ring, getting the referee to back Alex Storm up. Dan then quickly spins around and attempts to hit Alex Storm with the plastic title. Storm ducks, and dropkicks the toy in to Dan's face. Dan lands on his back, grabs his face, and yells "DQ!" The referee throws the toy out. Matt Baily: Well... by law, the referee is required to ask The Dan if he can continue. What with that big plastic toy across the face, I just don't know how he'll do it.[/color] West Newhaven: How dare you question the bravery of a champion.[/color] Matt Baily: He's not a champion! He hasn't even won the qualifying match yet![/color] The Dan forms the "x" signal with his arms, asking for ringside assistance from EMTs. The crowd boos as The Dan crawls around the ring. Alex Storm is backed in to the corner by the referee as EMTs come out to help The Dan backstage. Dan gets to his feet, and leans on the turnbuckles. He asks for a microphone. The Dan: Alex... come here.[/color] Alex hesitates to get too close, but moves closer. The Dan: Closer... closer.[/color] Alex is close enough now. The Dan: I think I'm going to die, Alex. I want you to tell my wife I love her... and....[/color] The Dan drops to his knees and low blows Alex Storm, spins him around, and then rolls him up. The referee runs over and counts... ONE! TWO! NO!!! Matt Baily: What an ass! He played dead and tried to steal the match![/color] Alex jumps to his feet and grabs The Dan by the hair. He throws Dan off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from him, then hits an Uprettier! Matt Baily: EYE OF THE STORM! The Dan is OUT COLD![/color] Storm covers The Dan as the referee counts the pin. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! Your winner, Alex Storm!Storm jumps to his feet and basks in the crowd response, who cheer him on. Matt Baily: And in his FIRST match back, Alex Storm pins The Dan in what I am sure is to go in the history books as one of the shortest matches in PWA history![/color] Suddenly, Shane Xzavery slides in to the ring. The crowd, confused as to what is about to transpire, cheer anyway, as they've been craving to see Xzavery for a long time! Matt Baily: HOLY... HE'S BACK! One of the men who was instrumental in the history of Brunch, is back! The only man in the arena who doesn't know it yet is Alex Storm![/color] Storm turns around slowly, and locks eyes with Xzavery. He quickly backs up in to a defensive pose, and the two then circle the ring. The ring announcer stands up and the camera cuts over to him. Ladies and gentlemen, I have just received word that this match will ALSO be a qualifier for the GWF World Television Championship. The victor will go on to face the winner of Ross Lambert vs Star-Man from next week, at CHAPTER 2!Matt Baily: OH, YEAH! Now THIS is wrestling! Rep sure knows how to direct traffic here in Queens, New York. I'm just receiving word that Shane Xzavery hasn't even been signed to a contract yet. He showed up to the arena tonight and after the lackluster performance from The Dan, he sent Xzavery out here to make up for it![/color] West Newhaven: And what a match it WILL be. I may not like these guys, but I can admit that they're both fantastic technical wrestlers. We're about to see a showdown, courtesy of the REAL World Television Champion, The Dan![/color] Matt Baily: Well, I guess in a way, The Dan DID cause this match to take place... wait a minute, why am I entertaining your ridiculous analogies?[/color] The two lock up and Storm elbows Shane. Storm grabs Shane's neck and goes for an inverted DDT. Shane spins around and hits a float over DDT. Storm lays flat on the apron as Shane locks on a Dragon sleeper. Storm attempts to break free as Shane keeps it locked on. He gets to a knee and then brings Storm up to his feet. He ends the move by hitting a dragon suplex. Shane raises an arm and as Storm sits up, he runs off the ropes and hits an enziguri. Shane grabs Storm immediately and throws him off the ropes. Storm ducks a punch and then hits a neckbreaker on Shane. Storm locks on an STF, but Shane is too close to the ropes. Storm kicks Shane in the back and hits an elbow drop right to his back. Storm grabs the neck of Shane picks him up. He goes for the unprettier, but Shane shoves him away. When he comes back, Shane grabs Storm, pulls him up and hits a Gutwrench Driver! Shane stomps his foot on the ground and goes over to the corner. He awaits for Storm to get to his feet, which could take a while. In the meantime, he panders to the crowd, who cheer him on. He continues to stomp his foot and then gets ready to run as Storm moves a little bit. Storm turns towards Shane, who then immediately begins running, and hits a Busaiku Knee Kick. Matt Baily: CATARACT![/color] Shane covers Storm! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! Your winner, and the man who will advance in the World Television Championship tournament, Shane Xzavery!Shane goes over to Storm and helps him up, then shakes his hand and raises his arm. Matt Baily: Showing respect for a legend, there's a refreshing thing to see![/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:56:50 GMT -5
We cut backstage where Daniel Smart stands by with Michael Smart. Daniel's hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and his fine suit contrasts with his cousin's finely made wrestling gear. Daniel Smart: Premiere Wrestling Television... well, Michael, it looks like we've done it yet again. We've made an impact on yet another promotion, even before the first event. Late last week, the news broke, ladies and gentlemen. "Williams and Smart reach a deal" read the marquee. We had the wrestling world talking again when I personally negotiated with Chris Williams himself... to form an alliance with my cousin. Now I know what you're thinking, wrestling fans. Oh, Daniel Smart! He's just a dope! He's a comedy act! He could never make big business happen. Well I got news for you, America. Daniel Smart will be no one's fool. 2010 is the year of Smart. My new years resolution has come true. Daniel Smart will become a serious player in professional wrestling. What do you think about that, Michael?[/color] Michael Smart cracks his knuckles and nods in approval. Michael Smart: I think it sounds like 2010 is going to be one hell of a year. I've always had respect for Chris Williams. When the opportunity to work with him again came up, I jumped at the chance. Now, it seems like we're creating a deal doomed to crumble. I'm very hesitant in this partnership, because I realize that an alliance between two men driven for the World Heavyweight Championship is going to snap. Like a piece of metal, bound to rust. The only thing that remains to be seen is who's going to pull the trigger first. Chris Williams and I are in it for the gold, and now that Daniel seems to be focused on his game... it looks like Michael Smart is going to be your first PWA World Heavyweight Champion. Don't worry, Chris... I've got you down to be my first title defense. But you can count on one thing... when the time comes for you and I to step in to the ring for that belt...
YOU WILL FALL! [/center][/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:57:06 GMT -5
We come back to the arena live, Robert Garland already in the ring. His music dies down and the crowd gives him a standing ovation. He raises the mic up in the air, giving it back up to the crowd as they cheer him loudly. He paces slowly, waiting for it to die down, and it does, as they are very interested in hearing what the Badger has to say. Matt Baily: Let's hear it for the man himself![/color] Robert Garland: For those of you who know who I am, I'm pretty sure you also know why I'm out here tonight... Well, if you do or not, I'm about to give out a quick history lesson. I want to take each and everyone of you on a journey to the past, back to the late 2007 where the biggest wrestling company at the time let a normal roster member in on their power. Where Robert "Badger" Garland was given clearance to host a show on the side aimed at becoming a training ground for all the rookies in coming into the federation. That's right, I'm talking about GWF's Sunday Brunch![/color] The crowd cheer the Badger and he raises the mic again. Robert Garland: Well, before I knew it I wasn't just hosting rookies on my roster: I was hosting midcards, upper cards, and even former GWF Champions! That's right, before I knew it Sunday Brunch was getting stars and ratings on par with any other wrestling show on television... And what did we do with them? We wrecked each and every arena in a fury of awesome! Although, I never thought I would never be standing in an arena here in 2010 taking part in its spiritual re-incarnation... However, the PWA is going to be much more than just a memory coming back from the grave, and what I have here is something to show my respect and my dedication to it![/color] The crowd still cheers as Garland unravels an object he pulls from his pocket while the crowd still cheers loudly. After a short while its revealed to be a banner with th words "Sunday Brunch" running across it. Robert Garland: This banner represents a legacy that I hope will never be forgotten to the people who have taken part in it... This banner represents a history which has earned its spot in the past, and this banner I now give to you.[/color] Garland unravels the banner which reads "Sunday Brunch." He ties an end to each ring post and hangs it on the outside on the hard camera side. Robert Garland: But don't let this confuse you, I am here not as an owner, not as any sort of management... Just another roster member looking to etch his name further into the memories of his fans! That being said-[/color] Suddenly, "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred hits on the loudspeaker, and the three hunks we saw earlier tonight come from the back and stand at the top posing. Matt Baily: What's going on here?[/color] West Newhaven: What are these guys doing?[/color] One of the men slaps the arm of another and he runs down the runway. Badger drops the mic to the ground and kicks it to the outside immediately. The wrestler hops over the top rope and runs right in to a belly to belly suplex, which takes him out completely! He rolls out of the ring as another one runs down the runway. He springboards off the top rope, goes for a diving clothesline, and misses. He lands on his feet, and Garland runs around to his back, then hits a german suplex on the wrestler. He also rolls out of the ring until the final wrestler left begins running down the runway. Garland is fully ready, and as he hops over the ropes, Garland ducks his clothesline, then kicks him in the midsection and hits the Cradle DDT! With all three men taken out, Garland hops to the outside and grabs the microphone from outside the ring. Robert Garland: YOU CALL THAT A MYSTERY OPPONENT? I used to respect you as a booker, Rep, but if this is the caliber of booking you've dropped to, I don't know what to think anymore![/color] Garland throws the mic down and raises his arms as the crowd responds by showering him in cheers. Suddenly, a voice is heard over the loudspeaker. : You want a real match? You got one![/color] Suddenly, "God of Thunder" by KISS hits on the loudspeaker, and the crowd get to their feet to boo the man who steps out from behind the curtain. Thunderkiss appears, wearing his wrestling gear, as Robert Garland hops back in to the ring, awaiting his real mystery opponent. Matt Baily: Is this for real!?[/color] West Newhaven: It better be, or this crowd just might start a riot![/color] Matt Baily: We've seen many things in this promotion in the past, but never have these two GWF contemporaries faced off one on one in one of our rings![/color] West Newhaven: Needless to say, I don't think anyone can doubt Rep as a booker any longer! Those three nuts had me disgusted, as I'm sure you were as well.[/color] Thunderkiss is now directly in front of the ring at the end of the runway. He enters the ring, swinging his leg over the rope. Garland pumps up by sliding his jersey off over his head and throwing it outside of the ring, as Kiss tears his t-shirt right off. Matt Baily: He just tore that t-shirt straight off of his body![/color] West Newhaven: That's 100% cotton! NOT easy to rip![/color] A referee hops over the railing and slides in to the ring. He signals to the outside and the bell rings. The crowd cheers excitedly to see the two wrestle. Matt Baily: This crowd is PUMPED to see these two guys go at it![/color] West Newhaven: Who wouldn't be?[/color] Matt Baily: On one side, you've got the guy who created it all, The Badger. On the other, you have the guy who crashed this little part tonight, the guy who held a press conference about his signing with the promotion![/color] Garland wastes no time going at it, as he glides over to Kiss and the two begin trading punches, with Garland taking the first shot. Kiss hits a strong one, which sends the Badger to the ground. He hops back up in no time, however. Kiss goes for a clothesline but the Badger ducks. Badger locks a sleeper hold on Kiss which takes him down to the ground. Garland then unlocks the hold and begins stomping on Kiss' upperbody. Garland hits a standing leg drop to Kiss, who rolls around grabbing his neck. Matt Baily: Taking a page out of the Worldbreaker's book there.[/color] The crowd cheers Garland who raises his arms up in victory. Garland picks Kiss up and bounces him off the ropes. Kiss comes back from the other side, and hits a big boot to the Badger. As Garland goes down, the crowd shifts to boos at Thunderkiss, who flips off the crowd and lowers down to Garland. He hits ten mounted punches on the Badger before standing up and then hitting an elbow drop to Garland's package! Matt Baily: OH NO![/color] West Newhaven: Small package![/color] Matt Baily: That was an elbow drop![/color] West Newhaven: I know![/color] Garland grabs his junk, nearly sitting up in pain, as the crowd groans and then boos Kiss even more. Kiss struts around for a moment before grabbing Garland's leg, pulling it away from the other one, and hitting a follow up knee to Garland's same cajones area! The crowd, disgusted, begins throwing paper balls in to the ring, which Kiss swats away. Kiss stands on the bottom rope in the corner, shrugging to the crowd and egging them on. Garland grabs the bottom rope as he holds on to his private parts, and begins to slowly get up. Kiss, still enticing a riot, doesn't notice Garland getting to his feet, until it's too late! Kiss gets off the bottom rope and cuts Garland's comeback off before it can even begin, by hitting a shoulder block to the Badger. Matt Baily: We almost saw Garland make a comeback there, but Kiss cut him off![/color] Kiss picks Garland up and grabs him by the head. He picks him up in the air, then slams him back down with a scoop slam. Garland grabs his back in pain as Kiss raises his arm in the air to signal his attempt at finishing the match. Garland gets to his feet after a moment, and Kiss runs over and hits a polish hammer. Matt Baily: The Box Office Smash! He's going for the big series![/color] Garland hits the mat hard but pops back up, as Kiss grabs him again and hits another scoop slam. Thunderkiss then raises his arm in the air, then drops it on Garland with an elbow drop. Garland rolls on to his stomach and feels groggy. Kiss grabs Garland again and pulls him to his feet. He goes to pick him up over his head, and does so. Matt Baily: He's going for the Heaven's Door military press slam![/color] Garland shakes out of it, however! Garland lands on his feet, and still groggy, he shoves Kiss from behind in to the ropes. Kiss bounces off and stumbles backwards, right in to a german suplex! Garland gets back to his feet and snaps out of his daze. Garland begins stomping his feet on the mat, and signals for his finishing move! Matt Baily: He's going over to Thunderkiss! Could he be locking on the rear naked choke!?[/color] Sure enough, Garland grabs Kiss from behind and picks him up on his feet, then locks on the rear naked choke. The two conjoined in the hold, tumble around the ring, as Kiss attempts to break away and Garland attempts to keep it locked on. Finally, Garland immobilizes the hold by taking it to the ground and then locking leg scissors around Kiss' body. Matt Baily: He's got no where to go! This could be over![/color] West Newhaven: This IS over if he can't reach for that rope![/color] Matt Baily: MAKE HIM TAP, DAMMIT![/color] Kiss reaches out for the ropes, but to no avail! Kiss raises his arm... and taps! Your winner, by way of submision, ROBERT "THE BADGER" GARLAND!Matt Baily: The Bagder just made a former multi-time World Heavyweight Champion tap out![/color] Suddenly, the three men from earlier tonight hop in to the ring and begin stomping on Garland, breaking the hold. Matt Baily: What the hell!?[/color] The crowd boos the three men for ruining the match and begin to get a little fed up with them. Thunderkiss rolls out of the ring and goes to the back, grabbing his neck. The first man climbs to the top rope, and jumps off, hitting a splash on to Garland. The second one is already at the top by the time he gets out of the way, and he hits a moonsault! The third man is predictably already up top, and he jumps off, hitting a corkscrew splash! The crowd is surprisingly amazed by the three moves, though they still boo them for attacking Garland. Matt Baily: WOW! A trifecta of top rope moves! That was actually pretty amazing![/color] One of the three men grabs a microphone. First man: We are in America! Welcome to us! This Badger is bad for us! We must pest control! Someone get a weapon!The two other men look around for some weapons to use on Garland. The second man goes to the outside and looks under the ring. He pulls out a mop. He enters the ring with it and begins mopping up Garland's face. Second man: We clean up PWA! Get more weapon!The third man hops outside over to a giant light at the side of the runway. He points to it and the two other men give him a thumbs up and tell him to grab it. The third man pulls on it, but it's just too large. He then kicks it, and the house lights go off... but the light he kicked shines brightly... Matt Baily: OOOOH NO! HE DOESN'T REALIZE WHAT HE JUST DID![/color] West Newhaven: OH, PLEASE! TURN IT OFF! QUICK![/color] But before anyone can do anything, "Superman Theme" by John Williams hits on the loudspeaker, and after it's initial melody ends and the three men are in the ring confused, "Starstrukk" by 3OH!3 featuring Katy Perry hits on the loudspeaker and the lights come back on. The three men look around the arena in confusion until Star-Man appears out of no where right outside the ring, standing in his signature pose with his arms on his hips. The crowd bursts out in applause and cheers as Star-Man quickly enters the ring and the three men go to attack him. However, all three then fall a few feet back on to the ground as Star hits a double punch to all three of them at the same time. Star runs and kicks one of the men, sending him out of the ring. He grabs another by the head and throws him over the top rope. As his music continues, the fans clap along with the song. Star grabs the third man and throws him right out of the ring as well. Garland finally gets to his feet and the two shake hands, as Garland grabs on to his head. Garland raises Star's arm up and then exits the ring, going to the back. Matt Baily: Well, wasn't that great! The return of Star-Man, saving Robert Garland from that three on one attack! What a great return... WOAH![/color] The seven foot tall man from earlier in the night entered the ring as Garland got to the back. He hits a big boot to the back of Star-Man's head, which immediately sends him down to the ground. The big man, who wears a tight fitting polo shirt and gold shiny sunglasses, along with a fluffy hairdo, picks Star-Man up and then grabs a hold of his neck. He raises Star up about eight to nine feet in the air and then slams him straight back down wit ha huge chokeslam! Matt Baily: NO! Where did he come from!?[/color] West Newhaven: YES! Now THAT is what I've been waiting to see![/color] Matt Baily: Oh, SHUT UP![/color] The three other men enter the ring and all begin stomping on Star-Man at the same time. They then take turns punching him as the tallest man poses for the crowd, who boo him and continue to throw drinks, popcorn and several other things at them in the ring. Matt Baily: Where the hell is Garland!? I know that he just got to the back, but did no one inform him of this yet? And for that matter, where is anyone else when Star-Man needs them!?[/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:57:35 GMT -5
Commercial
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:58:03 GMT -5
"Headstrong" by Trapt hits on the loudspeaker as Chris Williams comes from behind the curtain, wearing his signature wrestling gear that we haven't seen in some time. He looks out to the thousands of fans in attendance and points to some out far on the other side of the building.
Matt Baily: Here comes one half of the new dangerous alliance here in PWA! It had been reported that Chris Williams and Michael Smart were forming an alliance, working towards the World Heavyweight Championship. It was finally confirmed less than one week ago on PWA-Wrestling.com. What do you make of this, West?[/color]
West Newhaven: I could care less about this.[/color]
Matt Baily: Oh, really? Two of the biggest stars from the GWF to come over here and you just don't care!?[/color]
West Newhaven: Well, seeing as I HATE them both, I don't want to see either of them with that belt. I hope the alliance self destructs and implodes within itself so Ross Lambert can take his rightful place as our Champion.[/color]
Matt Baily: Unbelievable.[/color]
Williams is finally in the ring, holding a microphone now. His music cuts down as he raises his mic.
Chris Williams: Well... it's good to be back. It's great to be back, actually... but that's not why I'm here. I'm sure we all saw earlier tonight when my business partner Michael Smart was cutting a promo backstage. He said a lot of true things, but the truest thing he said was that this partnership is doomed. It's kind of a toxic friendship. We respect each other and will aid each other's careers, but we both want to be the ones looking down at the other from the king's throne. The Smarts and I are in this together, and we will always respect each other as wrestlers. I-[/color]
Williams is interrupted as "Radioactivity" by Kraftwerk hits on the loudspeaker. Williams turns over to the main stage, where Ross Lambert walks out from the back.
Matt Baily: Well, here he comes! A guy who already started trouble just last night at the PWA grand opening party. He had some ludicrous statements to say about me, statements that we can't even show you on network TV![/color]
West Newhaven: Statements that MUST be true![/color]
Matt Baily: Statements that I ASSURE YOU, are false![/color]
Lambert stops at the top of the runway and pulls a microphone out from his pocket.
Ross Lambert: That's enough out of you, Williams. Nobody gives a rat's ass about whatever you're running your mouth about. The only thing that these people care about is how badly I'm going to beat you tonight.[/color]
The crowd boos as Chris thinks up a witty comeback.
Chris Williams: Sounds to me like you're forgetting that I beat you not only ONCE... but TWICE! You have yet to defeat me, Lambert. Until you do, I wouldn't come out and interrupt the promo of a guy you can't pin.[/color]
Lambert, visibly angered by Williams, begins walking down the runway.
Ross Lambert: I wouldn't be talking S*** if I were you, Williams. Especially since there's no Michael Smart out here to divide you and myself. The way I figure it...[/color]
Lambert enters the ring.
Ross Lambert: It'll be a good ten minutes before Michael Smart even makes it out here. Ten minutes that I will spend bloodying you.[/color]
Lambert throws his mic out, Williams responds by going for a right hand. Lambert blocks it, and responds with his own right hand that sends Williams down, hard. Lambert stomps on the downed Williams, and then grabs him by the neck, pulling him to his feet.
Lambert grabs Williams by the throat and then hoists him up in the air for a gorilla press. Amazingly, Lambert then tosses Williams out in to the first row, where the crowd divides, and Williams lands on top of a row of chairs. The crowd, amazed by the hard fall, stand up to peak out at Williams.
Lambert raises his arms in the air as the crowd boos him and clap for Williams to get to his feet. Suddenly, Michael Smart slides in to the ring from behind. He walks over to Lambert as the crowd jump to attention in cheers. He swings Lambert around and the two begin trading punches.
Matt Baily: Smart! He's still wearing a t-shirt but he's here. It looks like the damage is done, however, as Chris Williams is already on the outside, toppled over a bunch of chairs![/color]
Smart ducks a Lambert clothesline, knees Lambert in the midsection, and sends him off the ropes. Smart goes for a back body drop, but Lambert stops in his tracks, and kicks Smart in the temple. Smart falls backward on his ass, as Lambert locks a kneeling headlock on Smart, who attempts to break free, but is caught.
We cut to the outside, where Williams crawls over the rail on the outside, but falls flat on the ground right outside the ring. He grabs on to his neck as a second referee lowers at his side, talking in to his ear. Cut back to the ring, where Smart gets his arm on a rope, and Lambert breaks the hold.
Matt Baily: It doesn't look good for Chris Williams.[/color]
Lambert hops up quickly and begins stomping Smart, then places a leg on his arm over the rope, and puts all of his weight on to it. Smart grabs his arm in pain and yells out, and the referee gets Lambert to back up a bit.
Lambert grabs Smart's leg and pulls him to the center of the ring. He locks on an indian deathlock. We then cut back outside to Williams, where a few more referees have joined him. They've hoisted him up and are aiding him in walking to the back.
Matt Baily: Oh no, it looks like this match ended for Chris Williams before it even began! Is this now going to be a one on one altercation?[/color]
West Newhaven: It looks to me like we're going to get an old school one on one wrestling match![/color]
Lambert unlocked the hold and began stomping on Smart's legs. He picks Smart up and hits a few knees to Smart's chest, before tossing him in to the corner and choking him there. He backs up a bit per the referee's request and then runs back with a corner splash.
Matt Baily: Lambert is just destroying Smart! Thanks to this big goon, we may never see the three way dance that was originally booked! Who knows how great this match would have been with a technical master such as Chris Williams in the mix?[/color]
West Newhaven: I'll tell you exactly what it would be! It would be a glorified handicap match! Ross Lambert did the right thing by taking Williams out! He only evened the score![/color]
Matt Baily: You can say that all you want, but Chris Williams AND Michael Smart are two guys who are respected in this industry for fighting fair and being true professionals. I'll never believe it unless I see it![/color]
Lambert tosses Smart off the ropes, Smart comes back and Lambert picks Smart up for the WMD! He hits it, and then goes for the cover.
ONE... TWO... THREE!!!
Daniel Smart yells from ringside, pointing to Michael's legs to reveal that Michael had his feet on the ropes. The referee acknowledges this and orders the match to continue.
Lambert gets to his feet and has a temper tantrum. He kicks the bottom rope... and then smiles. He turns to Smart, grabs him by the neck, pulls him to his feet, and picks him up in to the air in the gorilla press.
Matt Baily: OH no! NOT AGAIN! We can't afford to have two injured main eventers on the FIRST NIGHT! Somebody stop him![/color]
Suddenly, Chris Williams comes out of no where, hitting a leg attack, knocking Lambert to the ground which causes him to drop Smart. This stops Lambert from throwing Smart out in to the second row, much like he did to Williams earlier tonight. Smart still hits the mat hard, and then rolls out of the ring. Williams puts the boots to Lambert, and then grabs him by the neck, setting up for the TNT. Lambert lands on his feet however, and then tosses Williams off the ropes. As Chris comes back, Lambert chokes Williams, throws him in the air, and hits the quickfire chokeslam!
Matt Baily: THE RPG![/color]
Lambert places his foot on Williams' chest and the referee drops.
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Williams has been ELIMINATED!
Matt Baily: DAMMIT! Luckily this is a THREE WAY DANCE, and not a contrived so-called "Triple threat." In this variation, we use elimination style rules. Therefore, we may still have a respectable future World Champion in Michael Smart![/color]
West Newhaven: What an awful thing to say! How dare you talk about the Ross-man like that![/color]
Lambert goes to the corner and grabs a microphone.
Ross Lambert: Listen up. It's pretty obvious that this promotion doesn't want me to succeed in this business. First, they dare to book me in a glorified handicap match against BOTH Smarts and Chris Williams, and then they disrespect me by throwing me in the goddamn TV Title tournament. DO I LOOK LIKE A TELEIVSION TITLE WRESTLER? I'M WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL, F***ER! If you don't hand the oppourtunity to me, I'm gonna snatch it up MYSELF![/color]
We cut to the outside and Daniel Smart claps, staring in to the ring at Ross Lambert.
Matt Baily: WHAT!? Daniel Smart is applauding this? How dare he! I KNEW he was a traitor! Michael never should have trusted this no-good snake of a cousin! CAIN KILLED ABEL, MICHAEL![/color]
West Newhaven: Looks to me like Daniel Smart has finally Smartened up![/color]
Matt Baily: OH! VERY FUNNY! HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT ZINGER? SCREW YOU![/color]
Daniel hops on to the apron and continues clapping. He reaches over, asking for the microphone, and Lambert smiles. He hands it over to Daniel and awaits an explaination.
Daniel Smart: You want to know something, Ross!? You're absolutely right. You have all the tools to be the first, and greatest World Heavyweight Champion in PWA history. BUT... the only factor that you seem to be missing is... SMART management! So what do you say, Lambert!? Hows about you and I go in to business with each other?[/color]
Lambert crosses his arms and begins to nod with a smile. Daniel hops off the apron and turns away from the ring.
Daniel Smart: Well, it looks to me like we have our next World Heavyweight Champion, standing right there in that ring![/color]
The camera cuts back to the ring, to reveal Ross Lambert... standing in front of Michael Smart, who sneaks up behind him. Daniel turns around with a smile and points in the ring.
Lambert turns around to look, and Michael kicks him in the midsection. He pulls him between the legs and hits the Pain Equation. Smart quickly covers Lambert as the referee counts the pin.
ONE... TWO... THREE!!!
Your winner of the Three Way Dance, Michael Smart!
Daniel hops on to the apron, enters the ring, and raises Michael's hand in the air.
Daniel Smart: Now THAT was a Smart finish![/color]
Matt Baily: Well, he certainly fooled me.[/color]
West Newhaven: Not only did he FOOL us, but he proved just how much of a FOOL he is, siding with the wrong people again![/color]
Daniel raises Michael's arm in the ring and they turn to every side of the crowd as Chris Williams crawls back in to the ring. He rests up against the bottom turnbuckle as Smart walks over to him. Chris extends his arm and Michael shakes his hand. Daniel runs over in between them and places his hand on the handshake so the camera can get a shot of them.
Matt Baily: Who does he think he is, Clinton?[/color]
West Newhaven: Who cares! I'm upset about Ross Lambert being screwed in this match! It was a three on one assault![/color]
Matt Baily: I don't even think all three men were in the ring at the same time during the match... and Daniel never entered the ring until the match was over![/color]
West Newhaven: YOU MAY BE BLIND TO IT, BUT THE REAL FANS KNOW![/color]
Matt Baily: What will happen on January 20th, when we put on our second television boradcast and the last before Chapter 2, live on Pay-Per-View on January 31st?[/color]
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 10, 2010 22:58:21 GMT -5
This concludes our presentation of PWA Wrestling's Premiere Wrestling Television. Tune in on 1/20 for the next TV taping.GO TO PWA-WRESTLING.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION
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Post by Shane Xzavery on Jan 10, 2010 23:43:25 GMT -5
Amazing first show! The fakeout with Daniel seemingly betraying Michael in the ME was pretty damn awesome. Dan vs Alex was also hilarious, I got quite a kick out of it. Also, what's up with the flamboyant Asian fitness trainers? I can already see the PWA building momentum off of this, and I can't wait to see where this takes us in the coming weeks.
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Post by Robert Garland on Jan 11, 2010 0:01:43 GMT -5
First of all: Fantastic show! Lots of action all around and a nice birth of many great looking angles. As for commentary, You played West exactly how I used to play him. And as for throwbacks, I remember writing him as Damian's number one fan XD! Does he still have that box of old T-shirts he used to try and sell to the fans X)! ^ Yeah, this show brought back memories, I was at first thinking the really tall guy and his crew were Random Big Generic Guy and The Cox Fockerz, but what you did was all good too. And Star-Man and Shane Xzavery and Thunderkiss, nice use of them all! Now for the other side of the coin - I at first thought the matches were kind of... Well, a let down. I was reading and immediately thinking the angles and talk were going to be the selling point. That is until I read my match and the Main Event! Those two delivered when it comes to wrestling on a wrestling show. That's not to say Alex and Dan wasn't worth the read. And I understand the first match as Malicious didn't promo, I would have done the same thing to be honest. Second, The end of my match where Star-Man came to my assistance. I was a little confused why those three guys who don't even have a main writer(?) dominated him in the end. I sort of figured it would be happier. Are they part of Thunderkiss' crew looking to take over, is that why they're written in as much as they are? Questions, questions, questions, but I guess that's good in some ways XD! Third, it seems like you did a lot of the writing which might be a quick burn-out for the fed if you take everything on yourself and what not, why not look into making a topic every now and then asking for people to write a match or two and take them off your hands unless the load isn't something that bothers you ^^! Well, that's all I got, looking forward to the next!
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Post by Alex Storm on Jan 11, 2010 0:40:47 GMT -5
I like how you handled the Dan/Storm match, that was probably the best thing you could have done in this situation. Overall the show was pretty good, great main event and good use of Daniel Smart at the end. Though like the others have said, I'm not sure what the deal is with those weird guys, but I'm sure we will find out in due time.
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 11, 2010 0:52:11 GMT -5
Some answers to questions... 1. For the record the trio and the big man manager are mostly NPC characters that were the brainchild of Mikey Badass and I. We wrote the commercial together and will write these characters together. Since there are four of them we can always use another person to take on one of them. The thing with Star-Man was completely angle based and was requested by Star-Man. 2. I wrote the entirety of this show aside from Garland's promo in-ring. As for getting burned out, hopefully what with the scaled back schedule, it won't happen. Though to see some fantastic writers such as Xzavery and Garland praising the writing and the show I think that will be drive enough to keep me going. 3. I did a good amount of research on Brunch and read a lot of the older shows, which is why I may have gotten West down well. That's how I found about about him praising Damian early on. 4. Thanks for the feedback guys! Feedback is, in essence, what drives the fed. Help me, help you, by backfeeding the show!
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 11, 2010 0:59:09 GMT -5
Also, some matches were lacking because some people simply did not promo. However, I will never punish someone for not promotiong. At most they will lose a match, though I will always do my best to make everyone have positive/advantages and negative/disadvantages in the ring.
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Post by mikeybadass on Jan 11, 2010 5:36:18 GMT -5
I told you guys Super Sexy Wrestling Federation was a good idea, but did you listen? Tremble in the wrath of my homo erotic creation <_<
On a side note great show. I loved it all. Not alot else i can say, cept, i can't wait for next weeks.
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Post by Michael Smart on Jan 11, 2010 9:40:54 GMT -5
I can't remember the last time I've read a whole show from beginning to end like this. Great stuff all around with some genuine surprises in the booking. I especially loved the action-packed TK-Badger situation with all the twists and turns and the main event, with Daniel being used in a great way.
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Post by Chris Williams on Jan 11, 2010 11:27:29 GMT -5
Pretty much verbatim what Smart said... I haven't read a show that's kept my attention from beginning to end like this in God knows how long. Amazing job with the story-telling, Rep!
Looks like I'll have to put out a better promo this week...
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Post by EK Revolver on Jan 11, 2010 12:46:42 GMT -5
Usually I can't be bothered reading entire shows from start to finish, but this one was great and kept me reading. I liked the Thunderkiss heel turn.
Main event was a great read.
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Post by Roc Anderson on Jan 11, 2010 13:06:57 GMT -5
I read this whole show when I was at work last night and I just got home and read the entire thing again.
Usually, in other e-feds that I've been a part of, I skim read most of the show and read the one or two matches or segments that I know will appeal to me, but on this show I read the whole thing from beginning to end, twice.
I've read some of the comments from people saying that some of the matches were lacking a little in comparision to the segments and storylines, but in my opinion that's how it should be. Even when you watch wrestling shows on TV, we all know the combat is simulated, so that's not the major pull of the show. The major draw is watching the stories and feuds unfold and develop.
I personally hope you keep the emphasis on storylines and segments over matches, because most wrestling matches are painful enough to watch on TV, nevermind trying to translate that into written text.
The segments and storylines are really well done, this is one of the few feds where I've read every RP put out this week and everything seems to fit nicely with all the different characters and how their handlers have been playing them out in their RPs. You've done a good job at capturing the personas of each character and keeping them true to the little pieces we've seen in the handlers' RPs already.
I'm actually excited to be a part of PWA, my mind is filling up with all kinds of ideas for feuds and future storylines now and I'm genuinely looking forward to forging the history of this fed along with the rest of you.
Keep up the good work.
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Post by Robert Garland on Jan 11, 2010 18:03:03 GMT -5
I actually clicked the link and saw the website was real X) NICE! ~ Anyway as for my year turned pro, 2007 Update it if you wish XP! Also, I would love to read The West Wing XD!
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Post by Reprobate on Jan 11, 2010 18:21:30 GMT -5
I actually clicked the link and saw the website was real X) NICE! ~ Anyway as for my year turned pro, 2007 Update it if you wish XP! Also, I would love to read The West Wing XD! The West Wing should come out tonight or tomorrow. Please check out the main site guys, I put a ton of work in to it and will be updating it to make it worthy of checking.
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