Post by Adrian Willard on Feb 15, 2010 20:23:05 GMT -5
VOICE: "PWA...the place where men of professional wrestling meet to pretend they are a success. A place of half skilled, half capable wrestlers, gather to pretend they are in their prime, that they are worthy of competition. An illusion; and one that Houdini himself would be proud of. However, I am not smoke screens and glass, I am different."
FADE IN....
Drip.....drip.....drip....the sound of a water falling from an unknown location as we are fading into some dark room, a single light hanging on the ceiling swinging from left to right. As each swing goes two men are visible, one a very built male, large in stature, the other, a smaller man, Puerto Rican it seems an opposite of his white counterpart. The scene is dark, the larger man has his arms crossed as the lights flicker a bit. He begins to talk.
MAN: "Let me...break the ice. I love being the ice breaker, the man who will step forth and allow the people to witness something never before seen. I love to be the first in all parts of life, the first in a group to base jump; the first to get a new car, the list is endless. In this situation, in this scenario, I love to introduce myself."
The smaller fellow now smiles a bit, a cigarette in his mouth; he takes three rapid drags before talking.
MAN 2: "Fucking! I love to be the first mother fucker to pop some bitches cherry, ya dig? Just ram my shit all up in that tight pink stink and tear it apart, just, like, rip it, and then lick it all, mmm-la-la-la-uh!"
MAN: "I am Adrian Willard, no welcome necessary, no need for the welcome parties or warm receptions. Because I don't want a warm reception, for I am not your friend, yet your greatest threat. A threat that you have not witnessed yet, like a terrorist sleeper cell that slowly gathers its numbers until…(whispers)boom. The ground shakes, lives are destroyed, futures ended."
MAN 2: "Ah, fuck! I need to introduce myself. I am Freak. The end yo, and just like my boy The Prophecy ain't got no problem taking one of you poor excused fucks, Casper Valentine comes to mind, and making you his bitch! Just like I ain't no problem making a bitch deep throat."
WILLARD: "The problem is, I am the wild card; I am the one thing that can end your dreams faster than God himself. You have become the pawns in this chess game, and I am the controller. Never in your life will you witness what I am going to deliver. Yes, you may have heard these words before by others, but they have never been fulfilled to the extent I will fulfill them, it is my vision."
FREAK: "Just like that bitch who said she'd drop her panties for Chris Williams, that shit ain't never gonna happen."
WILLARD: "I am willing to do what it takes to any extent to win matches, that is what makes me, a different form of competitor. You each have a history here..."
FREAK: "Like Paris Hilton, she got history of sleeping the fuck 'round. But I'd still wreck that ass."
WILLARD: "You each, sought this path..."
FREAK: "Just like I choose not to wrap my shit."
WILLARD: "You believe winning is your destiny..."
FREAK: "Just like I thought fucking Britney Spears was mine."
WILLARD: "The prophecy is being told, the truth is being reveled, no longer is it your time to shine, no longer will you live your putrid lives thinking it is success..."
FREAK: "Just like that cunt reveled to me that she had a case of herpes, I said damn. But I am clean, thank the holy lord!"
WILLARD: "We have arrived and now we will rule...It's been.....envisioned"
FREAK: "AND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!"
FADEOUT...
FADE IN....
Drip.....drip.....drip....the sound of a water falling from an unknown location as we are fading into some dark room, a single light hanging on the ceiling swinging from left to right. As each swing goes two men are visible, one a very built male, large in stature, the other, a smaller man, Puerto Rican it seems an opposite of his white counterpart. The scene is dark, the larger man has his arms crossed as the lights flicker a bit. He begins to talk.
MAN: "Let me...break the ice. I love being the ice breaker, the man who will step forth and allow the people to witness something never before seen. I love to be the first in all parts of life, the first in a group to base jump; the first to get a new car, the list is endless. In this situation, in this scenario, I love to introduce myself."
The smaller fellow now smiles a bit, a cigarette in his mouth; he takes three rapid drags before talking.
MAN 2: "Fucking! I love to be the first mother fucker to pop some bitches cherry, ya dig? Just ram my shit all up in that tight pink stink and tear it apart, just, like, rip it, and then lick it all, mmm-la-la-la-uh!"
MAN: "I am Adrian Willard, no welcome necessary, no need for the welcome parties or warm receptions. Because I don't want a warm reception, for I am not your friend, yet your greatest threat. A threat that you have not witnessed yet, like a terrorist sleeper cell that slowly gathers its numbers until…(whispers)boom. The ground shakes, lives are destroyed, futures ended."
MAN 2: "Ah, fuck! I need to introduce myself. I am Freak. The end yo, and just like my boy The Prophecy ain't got no problem taking one of you poor excused fucks, Casper Valentine comes to mind, and making you his bitch! Just like I ain't no problem making a bitch deep throat."
WILLARD: "The problem is, I am the wild card; I am the one thing that can end your dreams faster than God himself. You have become the pawns in this chess game, and I am the controller. Never in your life will you witness what I am going to deliver. Yes, you may have heard these words before by others, but they have never been fulfilled to the extent I will fulfill them, it is my vision."
FREAK: "Just like that bitch who said she'd drop her panties for Chris Williams, that shit ain't never gonna happen."
WILLARD: "I am willing to do what it takes to any extent to win matches, that is what makes me, a different form of competitor. You each have a history here..."
FREAK: "Like Paris Hilton, she got history of sleeping the fuck 'round. But I'd still wreck that ass."
WILLARD: "You each, sought this path..."
FREAK: "Just like I choose not to wrap my shit."
WILLARD: "You believe winning is your destiny..."
FREAK: "Just like I thought fucking Britney Spears was mine."
WILLARD: "The prophecy is being told, the truth is being reveled, no longer is it your time to shine, no longer will you live your putrid lives thinking it is success..."
FREAK: "Just like that cunt reveled to me that she had a case of herpes, I said damn. But I am clean, thank the holy lord!"
WILLARD: "We have arrived and now we will rule...It's been.....envisioned"
FREAK: "AND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!"
FADEOUT...