Post by Reprobate on Jan 13, 2010 20:07:59 GMT -5
"99 Problems/Voodoo Chile" by Jay-Z & Jimi Hendrix hits as the house lights turn off and the strobe lights go on in the GWF Underground arena. The crowd bumps to the music as the camera pans around the various GWF fans seated at ringside and the double decked bleachers in the back. Some fans rap along to the Jay-Z lyrics while others hold their hands in the air while the camera passes them. The lights above the ring turn on to reveal Matt Baily wearing a suit in the ring with a microphone. Next to him is his color-commentator The Dan. As the music dies down, the crowd screams as Baily begins to speak.
Matt Baily: Welcome, Philadelphia, to the second edition of GWF Brunch, hosted on the GWF Reunion tour!
Matt points up to a banner hanging from the eagle's nest.
Matt Baily: I'm Matt Baily, this is The Dan! And tonig-
The Dan: Good evening Philly. I am the inconcerable, inconceivable, God's gift to commentary... the Catalyst of Commentating... THE DAN!
Matt Baily: Yes, very good. Now... tonight, we have several great matches for you! So let's get the show on the ro-
"Because I Got High" by Afroman hits and the IX Champion Baron Trotter comes from behind the curtain and walks down the runway as Baily and Dan stare on, both puzzled by the interruption. Trotter grabs a mic from The Dan, who shakes his hand and looks at Trotter, shocked that he has the audacity to take a microphone from him. Dan snatches Baily's mic.
The Dan: HEY! JUST WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TAKING A MICROPHONE FROM ME? MY VOICE IS MEANT TO BE HEARD. THAT'S LIKE TAKING A GUITAR FROM PRINCE, OR TAKING THE PAINTBRUSH FROM PICASSO. PEOPLE KILL TO HEAR ME SPEAK. YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, STEALING MY M-
Trotter slaps the mic out of Dan's hand and picks him up in to the gorilla press! He throws him right outside the ring as Matt Baily gets the hell out of the ring and runs up to his booth where he is safe.
Trotter throws his belt on the outside as The Superbeast slides in to the ring from behind. He swings Trotter around... Piledriver! Trotter grabs his neck and rolls out of the ring as Superbeast climbs on the ropes, beats his chest, and raises his massive arms.
Suddenly, "Unbroken" by Killswitch Engage hits and TJ steps out in front of his hometown. Thumping is heard on a microphone as Baily shuffles to get his headset on.
Matt Baily: Jesus, I'm telling you, I gotta get the hell out of GWF. This is insane! ...Well anyway... here's TJ, a man we saw for the first time last week. He came out to the ring and talked about how great he was, common rookie mistake, because he only got himself in to trouble when he was interrupted by The Sinister Minister, who offered to help him out. TJ refused! Then, The Minister sent The Superbeast on TJ, from behind of course, and TJ must be out here now to get revenge! ...Oh... here's The Dan.
The Dan: What the hell is going on, Baily?
Matt Baily: Oh nothing, just doing a little hype job after not getting my ass thrown out of the ring by one of the champions here. How are you doing?
TJ walks his way to the ring as The Superbeast awaits the upcoming brawl. TJ reaches the ring and enters it over the top rope, Andre style and... Superbeast attacks!
GORE!!!
Matt Baily: TJ has been Gored right out of the ring!
The Dan: So much for a debut! Bye bye hometown hero!
The crowd booes at one of their own Philadelphians failing to begin a brawl as The Superbeast reaches his feet in the ring and yells at the entire crowd. Meanwhile, Baron Trotter enters the ring again, ready for a fight!
Matt Baily: Well the bell rung and I guess this match is going to happen as planned!
[Superbeast vs Trotter]
[Baron Trotter wins by pinfall]
Matt Baily: Welcome, Philadelphia, to the second edition of GWF Brunch, hosted on the GWF Reunion tour!
Matt points up to a banner hanging from the eagle's nest.
Matt Baily: I'm Matt Baily, this is The Dan! And tonig-
The Dan: Good evening Philly. I am the inconcerable, inconceivable, God's gift to commentary... the Catalyst of Commentating... THE DAN!
Matt Baily: Yes, very good. Now... tonight, we have several great matches for you! So let's get the show on the ro-
"Because I Got High" by Afroman hits and the IX Champion Baron Trotter comes from behind the curtain and walks down the runway as Baily and Dan stare on, both puzzled by the interruption. Trotter grabs a mic from The Dan, who shakes his hand and looks at Trotter, shocked that he has the audacity to take a microphone from him. Dan snatches Baily's mic.
The Dan: HEY! JUST WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TAKING A MICROPHONE FROM ME? MY VOICE IS MEANT TO BE HEARD. THAT'S LIKE TAKING A GUITAR FROM PRINCE, OR TAKING THE PAINTBRUSH FROM PICASSO. PEOPLE KILL TO HEAR ME SPEAK. YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, STEALING MY M-
Trotter slaps the mic out of Dan's hand and picks him up in to the gorilla press! He throws him right outside the ring as Matt Baily gets the hell out of the ring and runs up to his booth where he is safe.
Trotter throws his belt on the outside as The Superbeast slides in to the ring from behind. He swings Trotter around... Piledriver! Trotter grabs his neck and rolls out of the ring as Superbeast climbs on the ropes, beats his chest, and raises his massive arms.
Suddenly, "Unbroken" by Killswitch Engage hits and TJ steps out in front of his hometown. Thumping is heard on a microphone as Baily shuffles to get his headset on.
Matt Baily: Jesus, I'm telling you, I gotta get the hell out of GWF. This is insane! ...Well anyway... here's TJ, a man we saw for the first time last week. He came out to the ring and talked about how great he was, common rookie mistake, because he only got himself in to trouble when he was interrupted by The Sinister Minister, who offered to help him out. TJ refused! Then, The Minister sent The Superbeast on TJ, from behind of course, and TJ must be out here now to get revenge! ...Oh... here's The Dan.
The Dan: What the hell is going on, Baily?
Matt Baily: Oh nothing, just doing a little hype job after not getting my ass thrown out of the ring by one of the champions here. How are you doing?
TJ walks his way to the ring as The Superbeast awaits the upcoming brawl. TJ reaches the ring and enters it over the top rope, Andre style and... Superbeast attacks!
GORE!!!
Matt Baily: TJ has been Gored right out of the ring!
The Dan: So much for a debut! Bye bye hometown hero!
The crowd booes at one of their own Philadelphians failing to begin a brawl as The Superbeast reaches his feet in the ring and yells at the entire crowd. Meanwhile, Baron Trotter enters the ring again, ready for a fight!
Matt Baily: Well the bell rung and I guess this match is going to happen as planned!
[Superbeast vs Trotter]
[Baron Trotter wins by pinfall]